Funny how Leonardo DiCaprio won\'t be in attendance for the reunion. You diehards will remember that Leo played the orphan when Pains was in the midst of its freefall, having been moved from Wednesdays to Saturdays, and used the ol\' child-charm trick to try and boost ratings (see Married With "More" Children). I wonder why he won\'t be there? I guess it\'s because he actually has a career.
My favorite episode was when Kirk had to write a paper overnight and his father used "reverse psychology" by calling him a worthless bum and such that it caused him to write the best paper of his life. Who knew?
The best joke: Kirk and Boner are trying to find somebody\'s address and Kirk says, "all I can find is a PO Box," to which Boner so wittingly replies," Yeah, if I lived in a box I\'d be PO\'d too." HA FUCKING HA!!!
And I also do a great Alan Thicke impression, which would be great if anybody knew who either one of us are or if I could compliment that with an impression of an actual celebrity. Nope, I all got is Thicke and Gilbert Gottfried.
