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oldnewbie

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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2009, 06:10:36 pm »
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^ hey, if there\'s enough scotch, then i might just tolerate a quick one...




departing for mountain road liquor with gas pedal floored.  ;)
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2009, 07:42:16 pm »
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Quote from: galenas;235048
^ hey, if there\'s enough scotch, then i might just tolerate a quick one...




departing for mountain road liquor with gas pedal floored.  ;)


plenty... and it\'ll be quick, I mean how long does it take y\'all to tip your head back?  Takes me a split second!  :biggrin:
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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2009, 08:17:25 pm »
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The bad news is that the hugs are from the bum outside.

and they\'re not free, you\'re required to buy a hand made necklace after the hug.
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2009, 08:54:12 pm »
Bum hugs?  Humbug!
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