not to baaaarrrge in and change the subject...which is of course going to BAR and hopefully not barfing (like last week), but this is one of my favorite scenes from the movie V for Vendetta...in the key of V of course.
"Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it\'s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
one of these days i\'ll memorize it for party fodder:)