Author Topic: The World\'s Shortest Fairy Tale  (Read 928 times)

tyzack

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« on: December 11, 2008, 11:37:45 am »
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl \'Will you marry me?\'

The girl said "NO"!

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
 
 THE END


heard that at work, had to post it
« Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 12:42:31 pm by tyzack »
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 03:03:12 pm »
Hahahaha

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 03:12:46 pm »
i found it to be funny also, but was too lazy to post, nice work tyzack
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 03:15:20 pm »
can\'t live with em / can\'t live without em
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 04:10:03 pm »
yeah, it depends on the girl though. ;o) I love motorcycles(haven\'t done that yet though); fishing is pretty relaxing, and hunting (I\'ve tried bow hunting target practice- love venison!) and golf (eh, I prefer hiking) and beer and scotch".....

Beer- porter, stouts, wheat ales...Scotch- Johnny walker  Green /Glenmorainge...I prefer not getting drunk though, just sippin\'

But I know, chicks can get crazy..LOL. can\'t everyone?
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 07:51:41 pm »
the problem is we don\'t want to do a lot of that stuff with girls;)
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 09:21:33 am »
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the problem is we don\'t want to do a lot of that stuff with girls;)


not unless it leads to sex......
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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