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zuke583

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« on: June 06, 2008, 01:13:33 pm »
a lot of standard info, but there is some important shit in here

http://www.tatumba.com/blog/archives/371
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2008, 03:02:26 pm »
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UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.
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zuke583

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2008, 03:03:13 pm »
that was my favorite too
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2008, 04:01:45 pm »
thanks for the info zuke.

too bad there\'s know "magog shit" listed on this. you know..the kind when your lameass roommate always takes 30 min long craps while reading maxim whenever you have company over and refuses to spray the febreeze after..
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 04:05:48 pm »
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 04:07:19 pm »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?


douche bag?????
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 04:11:03 pm »
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what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?


i think that might be an uncle todd also
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 04:12:02 pm »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?


The eavesplopper

/plop plop plop
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 04:13:13 pm »
zuke, you might wanna come up with a name for the "pooping in a closet for $20 vs $500" shit while we\'re on the subject...
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 04:20:47 pm »
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what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?


FAG
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 04:53:54 pm »
Quote from: booztravlr;192198
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?


The eavesplopper

/plop plop plop


Ha!  That\'s funny shit!
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2008, 05:33:12 pm »
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2008, 05:36:53 pm »
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theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose


I\'m not sure if you can intentionally have diarrhea
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2008, 10:48:08 pm »
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theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose


i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that

by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
ever.

never ever.
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2008, 11:05:17 pm »
Quote from: Lexington;192239
Quote from: ds673488;192217
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose


i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that

by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
ever.

never ever.


where do you work?
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