Author Topic: The best gift for your wedding guests (Read 8488 times)

Todd · « **on:** November 15, 2006, 11:27:46 pm »

Quote from: a recent e-mail

You gotta love this guy ... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride\'s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone\'s chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests\' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I\'m outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ... making the bride\'s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride\'s and best man\'s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends ......... $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ..... $3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui .... $8,500.

The look on everyone\'s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and
the best man having sex .......... Priceless.

There are some things money can\'t buy, for everything else there\'s
MasterCard

rotflrotfl Too funny!!!

oldnewbie · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:34:08 pm »

i hope the two weeks in maui didn\'t get wasted.

wait a minute....you\'re not at richters?

skalnbyc · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:43:19 pm »

:holyshit:

Todd · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:50:07 am »

Quote from: oldnewbie;126242

wait a minute....you\'re not at richters?

Ummm...obviously not.

SkyePrizm · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:04:45 am »

i feel bad for the bride\'s parents. thats awful. they did nothing wrong to him. they only conceived her.

Todd · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:07:55 am »

Yeah, but she gets what she deserves...parents that will hate her forever!!!!

oldnewbie · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:11:46 am »

Quote from: SkyePrizm;126247

i feel bad for the bride\'s parents. thats awful. they did nothing wrong to him. they only conceived her.

objection your honor...jumping to conclusion

leith · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:40:18 am »

The definition of CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepeck · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:02:04 am »

Quote from: leith;126252

The definition of URBAN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Todd · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:36:58 am »

Party pooper!!!

citroen · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:01:08 pm »

:shock2:

Eldwayno · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:04:42 pm »

Pretty fucking funny if you ask me!

booztravlr · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:22:20 pm »

"hi, i\'d like to get 300 copies of my fiance getting plowed by my best man."

well played on his part. i feel worse for the parents having to pay the bill.

Todd · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2006, 08:45:58 pm »

Fake or not...that is classic shit!!! Def. something I would do if I were that guy!!!

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Author Topic: The best gift for your wedding guests (Read 8488 times)