Author Topic: Great Read: allmusic.com mutilates Kevin Federline album  (Read 1384 times)

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Great Read: allmusic.com mutilates Kevin Federline album
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2006, 07:34:59 pm »
"whether he\'s casually blaspheming ("Like Jesus in every way/I\'m crucified every day"), suggesting that he loves dope as much as he loves his wife ("fell in love with the herbs just like my wife," which could indeed mean that Britney also loves *****; either is possible, and it doesn\'t really matter which is true), serves up his career plans ("got tired of the drugs so I switched to rap"), and offers up a self-description so pungent and succinct it could stand as his epitaph: "This marijuana has got me heavily sedated/I\'m Kevin Federline, America\'s Most Hated."

hahahahhahhaahhaha, that hits me right in the funny bone
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Great Read: allmusic.com mutilates Kevin Federline album
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2006, 08:09:16 pm »
Apparently Brittany woke up yesterday and finally realized what a loser he is.   Maybe she read that review.   In any case, now that they are getting divorced, we\'ll have to see them in the media even more.   I don\'t hate celebrities, i just envy them.

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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2006, 11:45:25 pm »
I heard that she announced the divorce to him in a text message.
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2006, 11:21:54 am »
the divorce reaks of a career move
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2006, 11:45:43 am »
care!
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2006, 11:48:48 am »
Fed-Ex.