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« on: October 25, 2006, 04:10:54 pm »
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7-Eleven yanks \'Cocaine\' drink
A drink with a suggestive name and provocative branding draws the wrath of young shoppers\' parents.

What\'s in a name? Plenty, if you\'re the angry parent of a revved-up teenager hooked on a substance called … Cocaine.

Convenience-store operator 7-Eleven is now asking its franchise stores to pull a high-caffeine drink named Cocaine from their shelves, because the product\'s name and branding suggest another habit altogether.

The company acted after getting complaints from parents of teens, who are a big part of the drink\'s target audience.

"Our merchandising team believes the product\'s name promotes an image which we didn\'t want to be associated with," said Margaret Chabris, a spokeswoman for 7-Eleven.

Cocaine comes in red cans, with the name spelled out in what are meant to resemble lines of white powder.

According to the label, each 8.4-fluid-ounce can contains 280 milligrams of caffeine -- more jolt than a cup of coffee, a can of Coca-Cola or the leading energy drink, Red Bull -- but no actual cocaine.

Legal alternative?
The drink is made by Redux Beverages of Las Vegas, which markets it as "The legal alternative."

Hannah Kirby, the company\'s managing partner, said 7-Eleven stores didn\'t account for many sales of the drink. It hit shelves in New York and California in August and is now available in more than a half-dozen states, mostly in mom-and-pop convenience and liquor stores.

This isn\'t the first time Cocaine has been yanked. Some stores in the New York area pulled the drink after local politicians complained. It\'s all part of the company\'s plan to stand out in the fast-growing energy drink market.

"We knew the name was going to be provocative," said Kirby, whose husband, James, created the drink.

Kirby said the company wasn\'t glorifying an illegal drug in the eyes of its young consumers. "Kids understand the difference between a controlled substance and an energy drink," she said.

7-Eleven to its stores: Just say no
Chabris, the 7-Eleven spokeswoman, said the Dallas-based chain is recommending that franchisees not stock the drink.

Chabris said a vendor that isn\'t recommended by 7-Eleven "dropped the product off at some stores in Northern California." She said she didn\'t know how many stores carried it.

7-Eleven stores sell other energy drinks, which nutritionists warn can cause caffeine and sugar highs followed by crashing lows among kids who consume them -- sometimes several in a row.

Researchers in Chicago reported this month that they saw a surprisingly high number of cases of caffeine abuse over the past three years, including 12% that required hospital treatment. The average age of the victims was 21.



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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 04:22:43 pm »
shouldn\'t this be in the spunk forum?

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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 04:32:44 pm »
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;123713
shouldn\'t this be in the spunk forum?


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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 04:34:58 pm »
^^^ greatest photo ever taken.

I remember Walsh telling me a couple of weeks ago about this drink called cocaine. We both laughed and knew it was trouble.
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2006, 04:57:36 pm »


"A throat-numbing ingredient is added to the drink to emulate its namesake."

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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2006, 05:12:25 pm »
I hear if you let that shit evaporate on a pyrex dish in your oven (with door open), then scrape the gooey stuff you\'re left with, do a polar/nonpolar solvent extraction on that and wash it with an ammonia solution, you can snort that stuff and ... um, then its more like a "legal alternative to the real thing"

thats what I hear... ;)

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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 05:35:27 pm »
heard about the drink on 880 a couple months ago, but they said it was only available in big markets (NY, LA, etc) at the time.. is it available everywhere now?

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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2006, 08:19:23 pm »
this is just funny.

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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2006, 08:58:21 pm »
I call shenanigans and false advertising on that thread title!!! Not fair Christian Mandler, not fair!!!!!

Beautiful pic of yourself Fred!

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heard about the drink on 880 a couple months ago, but they said it was only available in big markets (NY, LA, etc) at the time.. is it available everywhere now?


Why? Can\'t wait to get your hands on some? Actually, I would love to get a can. It would make a great conversation piece for the bookcase.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2006, 01:24:43 pm »
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shouldn\'t this be in the spunk forum?


yes it absolutely should, :doh:
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2006, 01:26:31 pm »
what are we self-moderating now?
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