anyone ever been pooped on by a bird before?
you know, it\'s funny you ask.
xmas 2000 my family went to disney world (magic kingdom). that year, there was a serious bird/pidgeon problem within the park because too many retarded tourists were feeding them. anyway, the first day that we were there and saw the parade, a bird shit on my arm and of course my family laughed at me while i flipped out in public (i have a problem wiht making scenes sometimes). then like 5 minutes later a bird shit on my sister leah\'s head..within the hour a bird shit on my sisters madeline and jill as well. so we went to disney customer service to complain about how more than half of my family got shit on that day. disney gave us a bunch of free t-shirts, stuffed animals, coupons and other cool shit. we ended up being okay. end of story.
