Author Topic: To the Guy in the Islanders Bathroom (Read 1513 times)

FrankZappa · « **on:** January 06, 2006, 01:42:26 pm »

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A guy at work always goes to this place http://thedailycolumn.com/, this is one of the things he found:

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To the Guy in the Islanders Bathroom
Reply to: anon-117513973@craigslist.org
Date: Sun Dec 11 20:17:55 2005

Dear person in the Islanders Resturant bathroom,
While I don\'t make a habbit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a bran muffin. Do you have the bird flu? In 26 years on this planet I have never heard, heard of, had or otherwise experienced as voilent a shit as you took in the Islanders bathroom. It sounded like you were pouring out a 5 gallon bucket of ice water from 10 feet avove the toilet. My ears have never heard so horrific a sound as your liquid fecal being fired downward between pockets of pressurized methane gas. I was only there to wash my hands before eating my lunch...but my appetite was foiled by your ass-disaster. Moaning and weezing in your stall while wave after wave of dysentery ran from your bowels. What had you consumed?! Raw chicken, 2 bowls of chilli, 1 bottle Ex-Lax and a gallon of milk? You single handedly ruined every molecule of oxygen in the room. 30 minutes later back at work it still seemed like someone had wiped a log of shit under my nose.

derickw · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2006, 01:44:47 pm »

now that\'s a call out

Spacey · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:01:07 pm »

wow!

I think I am going to be sick.

oldnewbie · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:37:09 pm »

Hey....i Tried To Hold It!!

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:41:42 pm »

not as bad as ryan\'s steakhouse

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Author Topic: To the Guy in the Islanders Bathroom (Read 1513 times)