« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms  (Read 2339 times)

FrankZappa

  • the Bohr to your Einstein
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7666
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« on: November 22, 2005, 10:25:02 am »
Quote
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS NEEDS SMALL CONDOMS

Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he\'s not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.
 
He says, "The next product I\'m going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it\'s really embarrassing for people."


http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/70832004.htm
Logged
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

davepeck

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14106
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 10:31:42 am »
it\'s not small. she\'s just got a huge vagina.
Logged

SlimPickens

  • just the tip
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4138
    • http://
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 10:43:15 am »
where do you think she\'s tuckin\' those tennis balls during matches?
Logged

freddiewaht

  • GLOBAL MODERATOR
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10361
    • http://db.etree.org/freddiewaht420
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 11:01:18 am »
what happened to the 20000$ autographed mickeymantle ball??
Logged
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

Mamalakabubadaya

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3032
    • http://
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 03:12:09 pm »
gotta have either a lot of money or big balls (well not really..though i guess it really depends on the person) to want to publicly make teeny condoms. he never should of had his mole removed.

ps/this ruins my fantasies about enrique but at least i still have ricki martin, no wait he\'s gay. oh well.
Logged

FrankZappa

  • the Bohr to your Einstein
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7666
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 05:11:28 pm »
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
ps/this ruins my fantasies about enrique but at least i still have ricki martin, no wait he\'s gay. oh well.



well, my job is done :P
Logged
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

kindm's

  • Who Runs Barter Town...
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3119
    • blueberrydreams
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 05:28:53 pm »
If he wants to throw money away he might as well just give it to me.

What guy in their right mind would ever buy small condoms ? The only use of these things would be to make fun of people. I could see myself giving them as a gag gift or something like that but to use ?

as a kid it was bad enough if the girl you were with found a condom in your wallet or wherever. Imagine she finds one and it is for teeny weenies. You might as shoot yourself becasue all her friends gonna know in like 30 minutes.
Logged
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

    Frank Zappa, Artist as Genetic Design Flaw,
    Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

Me!

  • life got in the way
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6209
    • http://www.myspace.com/ekkatin
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2005, 05:32:28 pm »
^^off topic but nice avatar bro, down right silly!!
Logged
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

kindm's

  • Who Runs Barter Town...
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3119
    • blueberrydreams
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2005, 05:53:29 pm »
Quote from: Me!
^^off topic but nice avatar bro, down right silly!!



Thanks. I cant take credit for it tho. I got it from fark.com it made me laugh so i grabbed it
Logged
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

    Frank Zappa, Artist as Genetic Design Flaw,
    Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

Mamalakabubadaya

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3032
    • http://
Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2005, 07:04:44 pm »
Quote from: kindm\'s
as a kid it was bad enough if the girl you were with found a condom in your wallet or wherever. Imagine she finds one and it is for teeny weenies. You might as shoot yourself becasue all her friends gonna know in like 30 minutes.

true dat! i don\'t think of someone having condoms in their wallet as a bad thing, but it can look pretty pathetic...esp if they\'re expired.

also, great avatar..that is one crazy scary bitch.
Logged
Pages: [1]
« previous next »