GROUP FREESTYLE FLOW!!!

[Wolfman]

It\'s the ongoing group freestlye!  Contribute some rhymes!  Here we go!

When I eat jelly, I like it with PB
But the Breakfast is the only PB for me
I go to shows and I get real high
On the music that is so superfly
Phaddy Phat Phaddy
Pass the Boom Batty
Antonio\'s has pizza with Peppermint             Patties
So who\'s your daddy?
It\'s the Wolfman!
No go and drop a rhyme as phatty as you can!

[DocEllis70]

Well Wolf, that was sweet, I really must say.
you got a lot of balls puttin your rhymes on display...
But I really must ask, when you started this thread, is it really a freestyle that flowed from your head?
Did you think long and hard over the rhymes that you write? tryin to make it flow, stayin up all night....
Now I\'m movin on, gonna check out \'Score\' to try and hook up with some PB while thoes suckas on tour. Piece, Aruny

[Wolfman]

If you doubt my skills then you\'re stylez are looney
Or maybe your name is Johnny Arooney
I drop my rhymes as fast as I can type
No need to advertise, ixnay the hype
But if you want to spend some time with your rhymes that\'s great
For the forum lets you alter your rhyming fate
Cause it\'s not the same come freestlye night
That\'s tonight
Cause on stage we see who really does it right
No need to fight
Northampton\'s full of lesbians
Now would a viewer please step up and pick up this mic...

[davepeck]

look what i just found and brought back from the dead
not JFK, but instead, it\'s wolfman\'s favorite thread
but seriously, i don\'t know what the hell i\'m thinkin\'
cause for me to bust rhymes, i gotta do some heavy drinkin\'
so this one\'s gonna be short, like that girl we know, jule
winter\'s commin\', new england, time to close them swimmin\' pools
there it is and it all started on the day that i was born
but i won\'t die a happy man until Britney does porn!!

[melanie]

here goes my 1st time tryin\' a rhyme
\'tween chasing the lil, one takes up all my time
while lookin for info on a festival show
i stumble upon this category called freeflow
and i read on in amazement
at the talent and entertainment
of these boys i know but couldn\'t\'ve guessed
at this they were just the best
no doubt can\'t compete wid dat
uh-oh, to the floor the baby goes splat
but read on and you will find
dave loves the lesbian kind
and todd- college freshman? you dirty old man!
are there any other females in this here message board-land?!

[ladyrollaway]

You called for a female, well HERE she is!
I\'ll try to make my first post sizzle & fizz...
All I gots ta say is PB hits the spot
And that Madonna/Britney thread is super freakin\' HOTTT!!!
My name is Lori, and I\'m not a D.J.
I\'m just a tall blonde up in Northern V.A.
PB gets me psyched whenever they\'re around.
I like to shake it & shout it & howl like a hound...
Now c\'mon everybody, let\'s get down!
And spread that funky music all over town!!!

[Wolfman]

Wherever I am it\'s the opposite of Hades
\'Cause everywhere around me there are freestylin\' ladies!
These honies ain\'t playin\', but they\'ve come to play
Mad props to Melanie and my ladyrollaway
And before I get crazy and really catch wreck
I gotta thank the thriving of this thread to thoughtful Dave Pec
And now I\'m set
Blast the cap, here we go
It\'s time to inform you like my name was Snow
Underage twins all the time gets corny
Madonna\'s old, Britney\'s fat, and Pec is pretty horny
Those chicks are like Windows three-one: they\'re full of glitches
Fuck everything about those fake-ass bitches
I keep it real...I like my women in the flesh
With pixels and ink it\'s kinda hard to mesh
Which is why I gotta meet with mellie mel and rollaway
These be the ladies I want steppin\' my way
All night we can play
And like wolves and hounds we\'ll howl
I\'m bound to get you wet like the opposite of towel
Knick knack patty-whack, throw the wolf a bone
Now somebody pick up this cyber microphone

[davepeck]

holy shit no, no he didn\'t, matt, put down the knife
i mean wolfman had no clue that melanie was your wife
he thought that he was hittin on some fly ass single rapper
but when he reads this he\'s gonna hafta hit the crapper
and take his foot out his mouth \'for he swallows his boot
i\'m screamin\' good god almighty like nappy roots
i can\'t believe i\'m flowin\' now, is it me who\'s really typin\'?
next time wolf sees mr. vallo, he\'s gonna think it\'s mr. tyson
nah, i\'m just playin\' wolf, keep on goin\'
no one can really blame you just for not knowin\'
maybe ladyrollaway isn\'t married with children
but if she is, i don\'t want you to jump off a buildin\'
just keep your flow on here, cause mine is dryin\' up
like that guy named Forbin and his fleet hound McGrupp
right now i\'m gonna quit while i\'m still ahead
don\'t take it to the bank, you can take that one to bed.

[Wolfman]

Yo Pec!
That rhyme was phatty fresh
But there\'s one thing you got wrong
Mellie Mel is Matty\'s wife
Yeah, I knew it all along!
But I\'m sick of the ladies being cold like ice
Last Friday night I got dumped
\'Cause I was being too nice
Yup, that\'s why she did it
And now I\'m thinking twice
How everything that\'s wrong about me
S\'everything that\'s right
I need to step back
And learn the lesson that I took in:

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN...

[Wolfman]

So the bitch from Brooklyn just called me back
A month after she dumped me, man that shit is whack
Her mind is weak and her styles are poor
But for the Wolfman they always come back begging for more
So I had to shoot her down
Treated her like a dog
Is it just me or is this thread becoming my blog?
The bandwith hog
Didn\'t want a piece of her
\'Cause when it comes to what she wants
She really isn\'t sure
Don\'t raise your hand
You\'re dealing with a real man
You\'re not ready for me
But that\'s a thing I understand
You don\'t listen to PB
So your taste is pretty bland
Now who\'s your band?
You say it\'s Radiohead
Well you listen to the radio
But need to give some head
So here\'s some advice for you to think about in bed
Don\'t call me up until you get some class
You say I\'m way too nice...I\'ll go Buquebus on your ass
Back to Blaubladan is where you\'ll be
Arfing with Echidna in the light you\'ll never see
I used to be nice to you previously
But I made some assumptions, that\'s an ass of you and me
I love PB
And that\'s my final answer
Your twistedness is filling me with evil like a cancer
This post is getting long
And I don\'t care who reads it
Cause everyone in this forum has PB blood and bleeds it
I\'m cutting this off, and getting back to my studies
This one\'s dedicated to my Staven buddies