A teacher asks her students if they\'re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why\'s that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I\'m a Red Sox fan too." "That\'s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
How many Yankee. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the 2000 lightbulb changing commerative t-shirt and video, and one to brag about how they\'ve blown out 26 light bulbs before.
What\'s the best thing to come out of the Bronx?
I-95