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stefpav

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 10:11:14 pm »
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Here\'s another thing:

My friggin cat is driving me nuts. Every time he jumps up on the couch and lays down next to/on me, he starts going crazy with the licking and cleaning. It sounds SO GROSS. I have a No Licking When You\'re Next to Me rule, which he is VERY aware of, and still he persists. The worst is when he makes a sound akin to the one you make if you open your mouth, put the back of your tongue on the roof of your mouth, and force air out. I know he doesn\'t even NEED to lick because he\'s been doing it across the room on one of my chairs off and on ALL NIGHT! Come ON George!

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haha...my male does that too.  it\'s kinda weird and seems to me that he\'s putting too much effort into cleaning himself.  i mean, he\'s only going to go right back outside and roll in the dirt and leaves anyways!
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 10:31:18 pm »
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Quote from: jocelyn;202219
Here\'s another thing:

I have a No Licking When You\'re Next to Me rule, which he is VERY aware of, and still he persists... Come ON George!

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HAHAHAHA!!!


Oh you hush.

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haha...my male does that too.  it\'s kinda weird and seems to me that he\'s putting too much effort into cleaning himself.  i mean, he\'s only going to go right back outside and roll in the dirt and leaves anyways!


It sounds so terrible!

Your comment is really funny out of context.
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2008, 04:26:30 pm »
Current problem:

I can\'t get my riding boots off. I came home from a competition a little bit ago, and forgot to take my boots off when I had a boot jack available. And now these fuckers are seriously stuck on. I all but bent my ankle in half trying to get one off, to no avail.
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2008, 04:31:57 pm »
crisco?? astro glide?? perhaps you need to take a trip to the barn joc.

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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2008, 04:54:18 pm »
Meh I can\'t really drive anywhere. Baby powder works well usually, but my boots are soaked from riding in the rain, so no go. I\'m waiting for my landlord to get home so I can ask him to pull them off. That\'s going to be a weird conversation.
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