okay htis one is really cool
so me and my Wyoming buddy are driving somewhere, actually he\'s driving and i am in the passengers seat. all of a sudden i notice this little (<12 in) snake wrapping itself around a redbull can that was in the cup holder. the snake was green with yellow blotches. i\'m all psyched about it and start taking glamour shots of it with my camera. then we notice an abundance of exotic snakes on the road. these snakes are all varieties, but have one thing in common: they are all imaginary species. so we are driving very slowly now, checking out all the bizarre snakes and speculating what might\'ve happened to cause their appearance. Maybe the house of reptiles got broken into? maybe a collector forgot to close his shit? global warming?
anyways, we see a huge ribbon snake (>10 ft) and giant reticulated python in from of this one house, so we\'re like "Chea kiid!!" and stop the car to check them out. It turns out the house is positively crawling with awesome colubrids. so we go in and start hanging out, sitting on the couch. we notice all sorts of exotic animals from all taxa, although they are escaping me at the moment.
all of a sudden, some authority figure of some sort comes to the door and is like "you guys are idiots, most of these are poisonous!!" but we know better, being biogeeks extraordinaire. then he says "and there is a grizzly bear behind the entertainment center!!!" we foolishly run around to look and sure enough there it is, growling fiercely. we collectively poop ourselves. the bear starts to chase us, my buddy runs outside and i run upstairs. the bear folllows me.
then i am in my old house, the one i grew up in in Ledyard. i run into my parents room which had a closet with lock on the door and a window that opened out to the roof. i go into the closet, lock the door and then climb out onto the roof. as i run down the shingles i hear the bear tear down the closet door in hot pursuit. i jump down to the ground (~15 ft) and jump in the car with my biogeek buddy. we start driving away, freaking out like "o my god that was crazy!!!" then we get stuck in some ser traffic and i look in the rear view mirror to see the grizzly chasing the car! only at this point, our car has become the dog-like truck from dumb and dumbermy buddy starts swerving and trying to ditch the bear but its too late! the bear pulls a cujo leap of fury straight at the truck anf start fighting it as if it were a giant bear.
our huge mammalian ddog truck now takes a life of its own and starts bear fighting with the grizz;y. its abrutal fight we whitness from inside the vehicle, similar to one of those power ranger fight scenes whre they are all in godzilla sized transformer shits, only we are\'nt godzila sized, i guess.
so anyway our truck kills the grizzly bear with a crucial bite to the throat, then bvecomes an inanimate truck again, only trashed from the fight.
THEN it gets weird. i am now relaying this dream to my parents in an extremely realistsic manner, from my speech and mannerisms and everything. then Alli says "what are you talkng about?" and i realize that i was talking in my sleep
