Author Topic: NFL Turd Watch  (Read 2007 times)

davepeck

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« on: July 23, 2007, 04:39:04 pm »
check it out:

http://profootballtalk.com/turdwatch.htm

the dolphins are kicking some ass, ant! :lol:

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 04:49:57 pm »
At least we\'re doing well at something so far this season! If only because of:
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6/22/07:   Dolphins DT Fred Evans is arrested on misdemeanor chargers of disorderly conduct and trespassing, and "multiple" felony counts of resisting arrest with violence and battery on a police officer.

It\'s still only a matter of time before the Bengals catch up though.
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 05:31:50 pm »
I only hope the Browns can get half as many wins this year as they have turds. Their number is nine. I have to say I\'m surprised that team whose color is the color of shit--and which often plays as such--doesn\'t have more turds.

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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 07:58:24 pm »
Coach Gibbs just traded away all of our turds. its ok, though, we\'ve got plenty if turdish alums!  i, for one, will never forget the time i saw john riggins sprawl across a 7-11 parking lot as he tried to get out of his car. his passenger yelled out, \'i told you you were too drunk!\' he looked up at me, recognized me (my step-monster cut most of the 81-84 redskins\' hair) and said, \'don\'t tell yer mom. just say i slipped...\' my ex-step-dad came out and, not knowing my step-mom cut their hair, said, \'was that guy talking to you? was he saying anything bad or nasty to you? stay away from bums like that stinkin\' drunk.\' i said, \'that was john riggins. he was saying hi.\' \'oh, riggo, huh?? hmm... nice car...\'

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 09:42:58 pm »
profootballtalk.com is a great site...they\'re usually the first ones with breaking news and the creator has a background in law so he usually gives a pretty good breakdown of everything legal in the nfl...plus the site is usually peppered with seinfeld references (among other funny stuff), which is nice
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