Dear Todd
Elder statesman of the Breakfast scene. A few years back I asked Steve why they call you “the tickler”. I don’t remember his exact answer, but it was something like “you’ll see”. A few shows later, I was standing there, watching people, as I typically do when someone behind me, pokes my sides causing me to almost spill my beer. If I didn’t know they called to the tickler, I might have taken a swing at you. But thanks. I would have felt left out if I never had that experience. Just please don’t do it again.
What’s with June? Everyone born in this month is fuckinnnnnnnnn certifiable!!
Happy Birthday Todd!!