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« on: October 15, 2005, 11:28:55 am »
* You consider using mouthwash brushing your teeth.
* To you, bathing requires a creek.
* You quit smoking because you got dreadlocks.
* You have undone a hemp necklace because you needed to tie down a tarp.
* Bonnaroo, Wakarusa and Langerado don\'t sound like a foriegn language to you.
* You have experience setting up tents on hallucinogens.
* You think Jerry Garcia\'s birthday should be a national holiday.
* Your favorite shirt is a tie dye.
* You have cut the legs off a pair of pants because you were hot didn\'t have any other clothes.
* You learned how to identify poison ivy so that you wouldn\'t accidentaly wipe with it.
* You have participated in a drum circle.
* You have a specific pair of "concert shoes."
* You always have a lighter, even if you don\'t smoke.
* You think concerts in areas with cell phone reception lack "atmosphere."
* You are very familiar with the working of the barter system.
* Every Grateful Dead song holds a special place in your heart for one reason or another.
* You acknowledge that Dave Matthews is very talented but refuse to listen to his music.
* Your roomates keep track of how often you shower.
* You know what residue-free shampoo is and own a bottle.
* You honk at other cars that have one of your favorite band\'s stickers.
* You know what a djembe is.
* You feel weird at a concert without your dog (who is most likely named Marley, Jerry, Trey, etc.)


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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2005, 11:43:49 am »
Wow, for some odd reason this makes me feel really stereotypical. I wish there was more then one of these that didn\'t apply to me. :)
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2005, 11:52:43 am »
That tooth brushing one is really gross.

What is the deal with all of the toothless/decaying teeth people at shows/festivals/whatnot anyhow?
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2005, 11:59:50 am »
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That tooth brushing one is really gross.

What is the deal with all of the toothless/decaying teeth people at shows/festivals/whatnot anyhow?

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2005, 12:14:01 pm »
You might be a scenester.......

if your name is kyndkate.

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2005, 12:26:43 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2005, 12:55:02 pm »
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* You learned how to identify poison ivy so that you wouldn\'t accidentaly wipe with it.
give me a break..not everyone who pees in the woods is dumb enough to wipe with a leaf..and this just made me think of the time i peed in the skilift garage at moedown with sallyalli..btw, i keep toilet paper in my bag/with me at all times at festies.who the hell would wipe with a leaf?


i think most of these things might have to do with super fried dirty hippies..

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2005, 12:57:08 pm »
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You might be a scenester.......

if your name is kyndkate.



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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2005, 02:01:45 pm »
You might be a hippie if your initials are ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2005, 02:31:46 pm »
Ya think?? :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2005, 03:35:07 pm »
What if your initials backwards spell out ***????
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2005, 03:43:17 pm »
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What if your initials backwards spell out ***????

Then you are a mediocre internet connection ;)

Or... a flashback
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2005, 03:51:15 pm »
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What if your initials backwards spell out ***????

Then you are a mediocre internet connection ;)

Or... a flashback

What about a mediocre flashback? Could this be the meaning behind the reversed initials?
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2005, 04:07:16 pm »
:confused: Could be...
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2005, 04:38:24 pm »
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What if your initials backwards spell out ***????

Then you are a mediocre internet connection ;)

Or... a flashback

What about a mediocre flashback? Could this be the meaning behind the reversed initials?

Something to think about........
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