Help your boy wildcoyote cover his ass!

[wildcoyote]

Hello and thanks for viewing this thread!
I recently purchased a new computer! Hooray!  It\'s on it\'s way from Dell!

However, this has caused an unexpected problem- my in-laws would like the old one.  Now this may surprise and dissappoint some of you, but I have used this computer to view pornography. :sigh:  

I am aware that merely clearing history and cookies does not completely cover my tracks.
While my mother in law is not especially computer savvy, she does have alot of time on her hands, and she may just get curious enough to do a little digging. (god help me if they have a how-to show on Oprah)

Anyway if you know a way to deep clean a pc of all the filth I\'ve been looking at, a little help would certainly warrant a few beers on me at the next show or TT.  

Thank you,
wildcoyote

[freddiewaht]

i CAN NOT believe this thread...
holy shit..
:applause:

[Spacey]

Be honest, you want the porn off the old computer and onto the new, don\'t ya?

[antbach]

:lol: do a clean install of windows, think that\'ll cover everything up/delete everything

[davepeck]

:thumbsup:

yeah, i\'d wipe the hard drive and just install windows from scratch..

[wildcoyote]

Be honest, you want the porn off the old computer and onto the new, don\'t ya?

Nah.  I never intentionally save any of it.  So much new stuff, so little time.

:lol: do a clean install of windows, think that\'ll cover everything up/delete everything

I hope it\'s that easy.

Okay! We have a confirmation.  Good stuff.

[sallyalli]

gross...

[Todd]

People view porn on computers? :shrug: Learn something new every day.

[Spacey]

I not only view porn on my computer, I download it too.

[kindm's]

Hello and thanks for viewing this thread!
I recently purchased a new computer! Hooray!  It\'s on it\'s way from Dell!

However, this has caused an unexpected problem- my in-laws would like the old one.  Now this may surprise and dissappoint some of you, but I have used this computer to view pornography. :sigh:  

I am aware that merely clearing history and cookies does not completely cover my tracks.
While my mother in law is not especially computer savvy, she does have alot of time on her hands, and she may just get curious enough to do a little digging. (god help me if they have a how-to show on Oprah)

Anyway if you know a way to deep clean a pc of all the filth I\'ve been looking at, a little help would certainly warrant a few beers on me at the next show or TT.  

Thank you,
wildcoyote

Be a Gentleman and atleast spring for a jizz free keyboard

[FreeSpirit]

if you don\'t want to go through deleting your entire OS, you can try different "erasers" -- this one has good reviews, but there are tons of brands made for your specific problems.

Porn Remover

[Stephengencs]

Be a Gentleman and atleast spring for a jizz free keyboard

Ha.......

I wouldn\'t worry too much about it.  I mean unless there is gay, animal, and/or kiddie porn on there......  Are your inlaws that computer savvy that they will go into the inner files and search to see what kind of depraived and twisted kid they let marry their daughter?  If so, maybe you should worry a bit more.....

Either way, GREAT THREAD Bri!

[Spacey]

This might be the best thread of the week!