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« Reply #510 on: March 09, 2010, 10:47:13 pm »
getting through the whole day unscathed with saws, knives, chisels, pliers, arc welding with 110 volt house current (me and electricity don\'t get along so well), drills, etc. getting home from a nice sunset hike to put the trailer back on the Jeep for work tomorrow and sheering off the end of my finger on a dumb move REALLY grinds my gears.  NEVER stick your finger in the hole to line up the pin on the hitch with a trailer attached... especially when the trailer could roll backwards... D\'OH!
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Lois: What the hell?  Marilyn Manson?  Is that who\'s causing all this?  Peter: Yeah, it\'s all him or hers fault.  Who does he or she think he or she is?  Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.  That\'s obscene... maybe.  Lois: There\'s only one thing to do.  Peter: You\'re right.  We got to find this Marilyn Manson and I\'ve got to give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis.

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« Reply #511 on: March 10, 2010, 04:10:33 pm »
Quote from: wildcoyote;253916
Quote from: Spacey;253906
The lack of fluffers on set grinds my gears.


Over worked?


under played
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« Reply #512 on: March 10, 2010, 05:19:02 pm »
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The lack of fluffers on set grinds my gears.


Over worked?


under played


Totally.

Get it hard or we bring in the stunt cock!
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« Reply #513 on: March 10, 2010, 08:40:24 pm »
Hey Spacey!
Guys get a fluff girl.
What do girls get?
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« Reply #514 on: March 10, 2010, 09:44:29 pm »
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;253954
Hey Spacey!
Guys get a fluff girl.
What do girls get?


Spacey!  in the... oooh, nevermind...
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Lois: What the hell?  Marilyn Manson?  Is that who\'s causing all this?  Peter: Yeah, it\'s all him or hers fault.  Who does he or she think he or she is?  Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.  That\'s obscene... maybe.  Lois: There\'s only one thing to do.  Peter: You\'re right.  We got to find this Marilyn Manson and I\'ve got to give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis.

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« Reply #515 on: March 10, 2010, 11:31:18 pm »
when your doctor sends you to get blood work done.  and then two weeks later sends you to get blood work done.  and then 2 weeks later sends you to get blood work done.

and still can\'t determine anything.  

so then sends you to get more blood work done.
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« Reply #516 on: March 11, 2010, 07:36:23 am »
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when your doctor sends you to get blood work done.  and then two weeks later sends you to get blood work done.  and then 2 weeks later sends you to get blood work done.

and still can\'t determine anything.  

so then sends you to get more blood work done.


maybe time for a second opinion darling.
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« Reply #517 on: March 11, 2010, 10:37:47 am »
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when your doctor sends you to get blood work done.  and then two weeks later sends you to get blood work done.  and then 2 weeks later sends you to get blood work done.

and still can\'t determine anything.  

so then sends you to get more blood work done.


maybe time for a second opinion darling.


i\'m on the second doctor actually. first one was primary care and referred me to this specialist.  if i dont get an answer after these, i am def going to another specialist.  or even if i get an answer i don\'t like....
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« Reply #518 on: May 12, 2010, 07:41:44 pm »
Moral dilemas.  I get to choose between being a rat or being a liar.  Fun.
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« Reply #519 on: May 12, 2010, 10:24:05 pm »
strawberries. what are they, good for like 8 minutes?! jesus. it\'s like i have to eat an unhealthy amount of strawberries to eat them before they go bad
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« Reply #520 on: May 12, 2010, 10:28:44 pm »
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strawberries. what are they, good for like 8 minutes?! jesus. it\'s like i have to eat an unhealthy amount of strawberries to eat them before they go bad


put the rest of them in a blender with some ice and booze or something
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« Reply #521 on: May 13, 2010, 09:37:43 am »
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Moral dilemas.  I get to choose between being a rat or being a liar.  Fun.


This was bound to happen eventually.  Sorry to hear about the dilema brah!
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« Reply #522 on: May 13, 2010, 09:42:27 am »
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Moral dilemas.  I get to choose between being a rat or being a liar.  Fun.


This was bound to happen eventually.  Sorry to hear about the dilema brah!


I thought it was called work.

Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;253954
Hey Spacey!
Guys get a fluff girl.
What do girls get?


First off, we don\'t have fluffers. If you can\'t keep it hard in a room of strangers, then we don\'t have time to waste film on you.

Secondly, any girl that needs a fluffer is in the wrong business. Thats what toys and lube or from.

Thirdly, they all have to pass the spacerod test.
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« Reply #523 on: May 13, 2010, 10:44:18 am »
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Thirdly, they all have to pass the spacerod test.


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« Reply #524 on: May 13, 2010, 11:42:05 pm »
Fluff girls were needed before those magic pills were made.
Another job lost to modern technology!
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