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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« on: December 16, 2004, 08:13:28 am »
a spinoff of the tpalms stage banter thread.. the guys often throw in some alternate/funny/situational lyrics into their songs.. post any alternate lyrics here.. i\'ll kick things off:

\'Horse\'s ass surrounding me. / Beautiful women surrounding me.\'

- Tim; The Vermont Song: 11/26/04 - Knitting Factory; New York, NY


\'Now I\'ve got to run, for another slut to find.\'

- Jordan; No Glove No Love: 12/10/04 - The Call; Providence, RI


\'If I can’t get my keno fix.\'

- Jordan; Doughboy: 09/18/04 - Wheelhouse Tavern; Naragansett, RI


\'Maybe my luck will make it a turkey day\'

- Jordan; Doughboy: 11/26/04 - Knitting Factory; New York, NY

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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2004, 08:48:15 am »
DOn\'t remeber the show, but one of the concerts we did video for Tim sang
"All of these cameras surrounding me"

in the vermont song.


you could do a similar thread called "Read the Book" and list all the different things he\'s said during phatty boom baddy. My favorite: "Read the book; Earnest Hem-ing-way".
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2004, 10:03:02 am »
forget the show, but in VT Song: pizza, pizza surrounding me
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2004, 10:20:05 am »
sounds like something that timmy definately would not say..
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2004, 11:04:20 am »
At Mad\'s BDay show(11/16/02) she got a chorus of :

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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2004, 11:33:57 am »
during Bugs at the Acoustic Cafe...\'You drive me nuts...Rinka dinka dewAruny\'
Josh\'s Fam Jam :  \'From this spliffy Aruny rolled me\'
sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..

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Spinoff: The Alternate Lyrics Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2004, 01:09:33 pm »
10/11/03 "To Booze or not to Booze"
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.