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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #120 on: January 26, 2005, 12:35:40 pm »
1/25/05

"In 1962 this piano bass was invented to replace the bass guitar, and it sounds like a bass guitar....So there\'s a nice little over relic here, a piece of history in Eli\'s right now......Besides the cotton gin."
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« Reply #121 on: January 31, 2005, 03:23:38 pm »
1/30/05
"You guys want to hear some KennyG?  WHo here likes Kenny G?(crowd yells)" Good Times Bad Times starts....
"Fuck Kenny G!"

Fuckin great
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« Reply #122 on: January 31, 2005, 04:19:16 pm »
rotfl ^classic^ rotfl
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« Reply #123 on: March 07, 2005, 11:31:32 am »
I don\'t know if it has been mentioned, but I love the intro to the 12/31/03 Sleeping Beauty where Tim sings \'Joshua, snare drum mic, go and fix it.\'
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« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2005, 01:32:49 pm »
"Hey, keep it down out there!"

Sequoia to the crowd at The Call (3-12-05) after Fresh Cut

Funny because you dont hear Jordan banter too much....
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« Reply #125 on: March 15, 2005, 01:37:03 pm »
I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming"  anyone else  hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.
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« Reply #126 on: March 15, 2005, 04:18:51 pm »
Quote from: Stephengencs
"Hey, keep it down out there!"

Sequoia to the crowd at The Call (3-12-05) after Fresh Cut

Funny because you dont hear Jordan banter too much....



Last time I looked this was a TPalms banter thread!  Newb!!!
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« Reply #127 on: March 15, 2005, 04:21:20 pm »
I know we are 8 pages away from the first post in this thread.......
and its been a while since someone has posted on it....

but for you Mikey....here is a copy/paste of the first post in this thread....

**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
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Tim Palmieri is undoubtedly the king of wacky (and often corney) stage banter. For me it is one of the many endearing qualities of The Breakfast. After listening to the 5/24/01 Blues Cafe show last night, I wanted to form a thread where we could post funny Palmierisms as we hear them from shows, radio joe, etc......

Please lets try to just use this thread for the posting of such quotes.

^I would say it would be fair to post banter from other members of the band if stubled upon.

So, to kick this thread off....

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"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Tim Palmieri
5-24-01 Blues Cafe
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« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2005, 04:24:05 pm »
Just trying to keep ya honest, Stevie!!
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« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2005, 01:37:20 pm »
April 9th, 2005 UAC!!!!!!

"my name is Tim Palmieri, and I don\'t know what I play, I just showed up here"
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« Reply #130 on: April 13, 2005, 09:04:15 am »
So it wasn\'t exactly STAGE banter, but banter nonetheless.

Timmy, upon entering the UAC on Saturday:

"We built this city / We built this city / We built this city on blood and iron!"
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« Reply #131 on: August 21, 2005, 08:28:21 pm »
8/20/05 Puppet House - Food For Thought

Welcome Gregg Elis to the lights for the Breakfast. Gregg Ellis, lighting up the Breakfast.
How can you eat your eggs and cereal without a light on the subject? You don\'t know if that milk is bad - chunks in it?
or if the eggs turned green?
They just aren\'t
 right for some reason!
I don\'t know
Ham
It can always be rotten
damn that fridge
damn everything
damn mass production
damn capitolism
damn all those bad things that happen and damn all the good things too.
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Baaaaaaalaaaaaaaance!

Quote from: leith
I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming"  anyone else  hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.



he says something similar to this on 10/31/04 after the acoustic set.
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2005, 03:50:32 pm »
Quote from: FrankZappa
8/20/05 Puppet House - Food For Thought

Welcome Gregg Elis to the lights for the Breakfast. Gregg Ellis, lighting up the Breakfast.
How can you eat your eggs and cereal without a light on the subject? You don\'t know if that milk is bad - chunks in it?
or if the eggs turned green?
They just aren\'t
 right for some reason!
I don\'t know
Ham
It can always be rotten
damn that fridge
damn everything
damn mass production
damn capitolism
damn all those bad things that happen and damn all the good things too.
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Baaaaaaalaaaaaaaance!


I remember looking at Ronnie during this he looked at me and we just started shaking our heads together
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #133 on: August 22, 2005, 06:39:42 pm »
Quote from: leith
I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming"  anyone else  hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.





3-12-05, the call in providence
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« Reply #134 on: September 26, 2005, 07:40:22 pm »
\'Are you guys still ready to funkin\' rock your frickin\' asses off??\'

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