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« Reply #345 on: October 19, 2006, 11:13:53 am »







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« Reply #346 on: October 19, 2006, 11:51:46 pm »
Well that sucks.  I was pulling pretty hard for the Mets.  I thought Beltran was gonna pull it out up until strike 2.  At least a hit to tie.  F the Cardinals, who the hell likes them?

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« Reply #347 on: October 20, 2006, 01:55:17 am »
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F the Cardinals, who the hell likes them?


I may be wrong, but I believe Mark Peters is a Cardinal fan.
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« Reply #348 on: October 20, 2006, 05:45:01 am »
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F the Cardinals, who the hell likes them?


I may be wrong, but I believe Mark Peters is a Cardinal fan.


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« Reply #349 on: October 20, 2006, 09:23:55 am »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ NOW That Is What I\'m Talking About !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #350 on: October 20, 2006, 09:35:18 am »
I say congrarts to STL, after 2004, and how gracious they were more power to \'em.
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« Reply #351 on: October 20, 2006, 09:42:31 am »
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F the Cardinals, who the hell likes them?


I may be wrong, but I believe Mark Peters is a Cardinal fan.


Todd and Paul, you guys are very slow today.  You think that I don\'t know that Mark is a Cardinals fan after 5 years on this stupid message board?  

Let\'s try this again:  F the Cardinals...Who the hell likes them?

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« Reply #352 on: October 20, 2006, 10:45:29 am »
The Cardinals: The Fans\' Choice
   
   By WILL LEITCH
   Special to THE WALL STREET JOURNAL ONLINE
   October 22, 2004 11:09 a.m.
   
   Larry Walker has played major league baseball since 1989, hit 378 home
   runs and once even volunteered to play for the Canadian national team, which
   is insane even though he is, in fact, Canadian. Considered one of
   baseball\'s most respected stars, he turned down countless trade requests from
   contenders wanting to get him out of Colorado, citing his no-trade
   clause and love for Denver. Until this year, when the St. Louis Cardinals came
   calling. Walker, a family man, extremely popular in Colorado, reconsidered immediately.
    "My wife had a lot to do with it," he said. "I told her about it, and she  
    started crying before I even said yes." In his first at-bat, Walker received  
    a standing ovation. He struck out. He then received another one. "It was  amazing," Walker said.
   
   No city in baseball, perhaps all of sports, loves its team more than St.
   Louis loves the Cardinals. Even more, no team in sports succeeds because
   of its fans. Much has been written about the competitive economic disparity
   in baseball, how small market teams like Kansas City can\'t compete against
   major metropolitan areas. But look at the two cities\' estimated
   populations as of July 1, 2003:
   
   Kansas City: 442,768.
   St. Louis: 332,223.
   
   The Cardinals do not have their own cable station. They do not have
   owners who made billions selling their dot-com. They are building a stadium
   with their own money. They have the seventh-highest payroll in the game
   despite having fewer people than Portland. Why? Because of their fans. Busch
   Stadium has passed the three million mark in attendance six times in the last
   seven years, the team\'s merchandise sells better than every team\'s but the Red
   Sox, Yankees and Cubs and the team is regularly one of the top draws on
   the road as well. Without such devotion, the Cardinals are the Royals. The
   fans are devoted enough to offset the economic shortcomings.
   
   Cardinal fans do more than just fill the coffers, though. St. Louis GM
   Walt Jocketty has built the current team (the best in two generations) not by
   the draft, or by free agency: He has built it mostly through trades -- and
   it is one thing to trade for a player; it is another to convince him to stay,
   often for under market value. Enter the fans. Mark McGwire, Scott Rolen
   and Jim Edmonds came to the Cardinals right as they were approaching free
   agency; all it took was one week in a Redbird uniform for them to sign
   long-term deals. The second day in uniform, Edmonds was asked about the
   Cardinals fans and said, "I want to kiss the ground every day for having
   come here."
   
   And the fans support their Cardinals no matter how they\'re playing. They
   are not fickle; just loyal. How long do you think a tortured soul like Rick
   Ankiel would have survived in New York or Boston? Five wild pitches in a
   postseason game? A complete meltdown on the grandest scale? They would
   have set him on fire -- at best. In St. Louis, he was never booed or blasted
   on talk radio. Fans were actually worried about him. After a three-year
   sojourn in the minor-league and rehab wilderness, Ankiel returned in September
   of this season. Hard feelings? Of course not. He received a deafening
   standing ovation in his first game back, an ovation that took so long the umpires
   actually stopped the game.
   
   In an age when fans constantly complain about out-of-touch players and
   an excessively corporate atmosphere at the ballpark, no team is more
   connected with its fans and no team\'s fans have more power than in St. Louis.
The Cardinals are the company in a company town.
   
   And now they\'re in the World Series, and it occurs to me that this essay
   has been far too logical and sober. This is a team that has gone through
   heartbreak (the in-season death of Darryl Kile in 2002; the loss of
   legendary broadcast Jack Buck just a week earlier) and has emerged
   triumphant, while being underestimated by the rest of the world, who
   were all agog over their Fuzzy Cubbie rivals to the north. The Cardinals are
   everything that is right about America: modest, professional (watch
   Rolen when he hits a home run; he just puts his head down and runs to
   first, just punching in, doing his job) and based in the fundamentals of hard
   work and rock-solid consistency. And not a single player on the team has hair
   that looks like a Simpson\'s character.
   
   And that\'s not to mention Albert Pujols. I mean, have you seen that guy?
   
   So ... For Willie McGee. For Jose Oquendo. For Glenn Brummer. For
   Darrell Porter. For Darryl Kile. For Jack Buck. Go Cardinals. That\'s a winner.
   Go crazy, folks.
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« Reply #353 on: October 20, 2006, 11:33:03 am »
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Quote from: Todd;123196
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F the Cardinals, who the hell likes them?


I may be wrong, but I believe Mark Peters is a Cardinal fan.


Todd and Paul, you guys are very slow today.  You think that I don\'t know that Mark is a Cardinals fan after 5 years on this stupid message board?  

Let\'s try this again:  F the Cardinals...Who the hell likes them?


:P yea, I know/knew he was, but I didn\'t feel like doing the searches to confirm it. I\'ll tell you one thing - mlb would have much rather had the mets in it. either new york team, or boston = $$$ revenue in comercials and viewership. Even last year with the white soxs breaking a curse, ratings and viewership was way, way down. These teams means alot less money than the mets would have. Nothing against the cardinals, they are a good team and now that they are not playing the red sox, it\'s ok if they win. ;)
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« Reply #354 on: October 23, 2006, 10:46:43 am »
I would like to say that despite the Mets’ domination of the National League East, their 97-win season, and the obvious upswing the franchise is on, I still consider this year to be a massive disappointment. My expectation was for the Mets to win the World Series and the fact that they didn’t hurts me a great deal. They didn’t hit in the clutch, their bullpen—especially their closer—failed them, and they don’t deserve to make it to the World Series, let alone win it. Game 7 was the most heartbreaking experience I’ve ever had as a sports fan.

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« Reply #355 on: October 23, 2006, 02:44:49 pm »
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Carlos at the Bat
By Steve Hofstetter
10/23/06

The outlook was delightful for the Flushing Nine that day
They\'d tied it up three games a piece with one still left to play
The Cardinals, Mets, the LCS, a chance at pennant glory
But I\'ll rewind a bit for now and tell the background story

Mets fans were happy, coming in, and boy they had good reason
Their team rolled through the Grapefruit League, then rolled right through the season.
But with Pedro out and Duque gone, they realized their worst fears
They backed into October as banged up as Britney Spears

But the Mets looked tough, these playoffs, after sweeping up the Dodgers
Despite a pitching staff as lame as \'90s Kenny Rogers
They took Game 1 right from the Cards, the Cards then took two more
Before the Mets could plate a dozen runners in Game Four

With Glavine on just three days rest, Game 5 would be a battle
But rains came down, and down, and down (the field looked like Seattle)
Game 1 saw Glavine pitch a gem, Tom looked like vintage Seaver
But Game 5 would be different as he couldn\'t outpitch Weaver

Perhaps with too much rest, the bats dozed off and lost Game 5.
Though the next day they woke up and took Game 6 to stay alive.
The Mets now had a chance to win, a chance at baseball heaven
To face the Tigers in Detroit (if they could win Game 7

The Cards threw Suppan, easy choice, but on the other hand
The Mets rotation held with packing tape and rubber bands
Perez went for the Metsies, he\'d won three and lost 13
His 6-5-5 earned runs per game, the highest baseball\'s seen

Perhaps he had adrenaline, or did it just because
Perhaps he had amnesia and forgot just who he was
With hopes and dreams of fans and all his teammates on the line
Whatever spurred on Oliver; Perez? He pitched just fine.

When Ollie left the mound and gave his manager the ball
The seventh game was knotted up, the score was still 1-all
Two Cardinal runs erased when Chavez flew like he was Wendy
His leaping catch insured that inning six came to an Endy

And tied it stood in inning nine, a Heilman strike-palooza
Their bats, his balls got on as well as Rolen and La Russa
But then a sudden silence fell across the Shea arena
The tie was gone; a two run blast by Yadier Molina.

Was this the end? Could this be it? Were World Champ dreams now crushed?
The Amazins mazed? The Mets been Met? The boys from Flushing, flushed?
With three outs left, could they still find a weakness to explot?
The one rare time the promised land could be known as "Detroit"?

Jose led off the ninth -- a hit! And Endy echoed hit!
But Cliff limped off the field with called strike three now in the mitt
And Reyes didn\'t fare so well, now two out and two on
With all the hopes of coming back to win now all but gone

But wait, Lo Duca walked! Potential winning run! Crowd roaring!
(I\'m not the first to notice that man\'s excellent at scoring)
The bases juiced, but two men out -- It\'s not exactly easy
But if anyone could bring them home, his name\'s Carlos Beltreezie

You could hear it in the stands and you could hear it in the booth
In October vs the Cardinals, Beltran may as well be Ruth.
Like picking up an ace of spades with four kings in your hand
Unless a royal flush comes up, we go to Disneyland

The Hall of Science, Tennis Center, Unisphere are dark
No Botanics in the Garden, and no Terrace on the Park
In St. Louis, men are laughing. In Detroit, the children shout,
But there is no joy in Flushing -- mighty Carlos soon struck out.

Yet this isn\'t where the story ends, not even close or near
Like the Dodgers did before them, now the Mets wait til next year
If the Cards were hurt, and not the Mets, we\'d be 1969ing.
They\'d be back home in Missouri, hearing more of Albert\'s whining.

I will say it here in print and I will say it next aloud
The Mets battled, scraped, and fought, and played, and lost -- and made me proud.
With a healthy staff and confidence, they\'ll wrestle for a ring
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« Reply #356 on: October 29, 2006, 02:50:27 pm »
Ticket to Toads - $12.50
Newcastle on tap - $5.00
Moxie Epoxy - $15.00
Watching the Cardinals win the World Series as The Brekfast takes the stage at The Freakout - PRICELESS!!!!!!

That\'\'s a winner!!!
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« Reply #357 on: December 14, 2006, 06:40:32 pm »
wasn\'t sure where else to put this and didn\'t want to start a new thread. and hey technically it\'s still 2006.



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Red Sox signed RHP Daisuke Matsuzaka to a six-year, $52 million contract.
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« Reply #358 on: December 14, 2006, 07:09:52 pm »
yes, congratulations to the 2007 world series champion boston red sox. you fans certainly deserve it. break out the saki!

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« Reply #359 on: December 14, 2006, 07:14:44 pm »
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yes, congratulations to the 2007 world series champion boston red sox. you fans certainly deserve it. break out the saki!


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