Pitchie\'s Pizza Police informs you that it is John & Maria\'s, not John & Marie\'s. The Police also informs everyone that Carini\'s tastes like a Big Mac and toliet water taco and adds that putting said establishment ahead of Pepe\'s, a.k.a., winner of the 2003-04 SuperHaven Apizza Tournament, is grounds for 20 lashes (or a lifetime supply of Papa John\'s). Yes, I know Paul, you "grew up on Carini\'s." Well, I grew up on Robitussin, but that doesn\'t mean I\'d rank it ahead of one of the best pizza places to ever exist. Are you sure you\'ve had Pepe\'s? Maybe you\'re confusing it with Pepsi.