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Cori

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« on: March 01, 2006, 07:14:46 pm »
I was listening to the morning show on plr this morning and they were talking about bad movies.  So what is everyone\'s vote for worst movie ever?  I\'d have to say one of the following:

Speed
The Cable Guy
The Wedding Date

That Aquamarine movie about the mermaid chick that is coming out Friday looks like a contender, too, but I\'m not planning on watching it to find out!
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2006, 07:40:15 pm »
Hostel (Eli Roth, 2005): Atrocious follow-up to the equally as terrible Cabin Fever.

Look Back in Anger (Tony Richardson, 1958): The director of one of my favorite British films, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, forsakes me in a film I had to watch for my Modern British Cinema class.

The Doom Generation (Gregg Araki, 1995): It would have been first on the list if not for Rose McGowan\'s boobs (which BARELY makes up for it).

Just a few.  I\'ll mention more as they creep out of the "repressed memories" section of my brain.
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2006, 07:52:30 pm »
hmmmmm. i have seen a lot of bad movies

Maniquinn pretty much anything with Kim Catrel except Porkys.

Ernst goes to (fill in blank)

I cant think of anymore at the moment but theyll come to me
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2006, 08:15:47 pm »
Turbulence - ray liota/halle berry=worst movie i\'ve ever seen
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2006, 10:13:13 pm »
1. No Glove No Love video
2. Patch Adams
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2006, 11:01:13 pm »
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1. No Glove No Love video

Ha!!!

Drew good call on The Doom Generation.

Though how could you forget Manos: The Hands of Fate?

The Sadist starring Arch Hall Jr.

Sky Divers starring Coleman Francis, also another of his powerhouses Red Zone Cuba

Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch, a.k.a. the remake of The Planet of the Apes

The Time Machine with Guy Pierce.

Slackers with Donna from That 70\'s show and the older Pete from Pete and Pete was pretty bad too.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Okay that\'s enough, I\'m starting to convulse from thinking of all these scarring memories.  Give me more time and more will come, though.
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2006, 11:03:51 pm »
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Sky Divers starring Coleman Francis, also another of his powerhouses Red Zone Cuba

Good thing they had all that jumping practice...

Oh, and you forgot Mitchell starring the irrepressible Joe Don Baker.
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2006, 11:12:59 pm »
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Slackers with Donna from That 70\'s show and the older Pete from Pete and Pete was pretty bad too.


are you ser??? Jason Schwartzman as \'Cool Ethan\'=one of the best characters ever in a movie!






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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2006, 11:14:12 pm »
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The Cable Guy

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2006, 11:28:50 pm »
i actually love the cable guy..it might not be an academy award winning movie, but i think it\'s funny as hell.

the blair witch project - LAME!!
the wedding planner (featuring j.lo) - i have no idea how i got sucked into seeing this movie, but it is nothing more than shit on a stick.
wild wild west - will smith movie, nuff said.
cool as ice - vanilla ice movie, nuff said.
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2006, 05:40:17 am »
breakfast at tiffany\'s was pretty horrible ;)

Well I guess I\'ll be the first to say my favorite bad movie was PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

Earth girls are easy with Jim Carey was pretty bad/funny also.
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2006, 08:07:10 am »
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breakfast at tiffany\'s was pretty horrible ;)


Shut up Paul!  That is the best movie ever.
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2006, 10:57:58 am »
Anything with Jim Carey except that weird one with the chick with blue hair....

Anything with Will Smith, no exceptions.

Most disturbing movie I have seen recently: Maria Full of Grace.... holy hell that movie gave me nightmares.
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2006, 11:09:19 am »
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Anything with Jim Carey except that weird one with the chick with blue hair....


Finally, someone else who hates Jim Carrey!  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was awesome, but I\'ve never liked any of his other movies, espeically The Mask, and I know I\'m gonna catch hell for this one because for some reason people love this movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.  Totally pointless and a waste of time.
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2006, 11:15:58 am »
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hmmmmm. i have seen a lot of bad movies

Maniquinn pretty much anything with Kim Catrel except Porkys.

Ernst goes to (fill in blank)

I cant think of anymore at the moment but theyll come to me



not to be a gaf, but i love ernest movies.  i hate (but secretly love) The Breaks, but all of the Blade movies are terrible.  Pink Flamingoes is pretty awful, but deep down i think i love that one too
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