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jocelyn

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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2006, 05:41:55 pm »
ahh ha ha ha. It\'s kinda scary when people who order at Dunkin Donuts start referring to themselves as "we."

I don\'t even know what half of the things on Slim\'s list are...
fork bitters
nose breathers
nipper dogs
teeth snarfs

????

At least he got the point of the thread...
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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2006, 05:42:12 pm »
:wave: that\'d be me... although it\'s 1/2 decaf, 1/2 reg, with skim milk, a shot of cream and hazelnut, and 3 Splendas... if they wanna give me choices, I\'m gonna use them all!  :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2006, 05:58:40 pm »
more things that piss me off...

Quote from: SlimPickens
people who say things like "your no bigger than the things that annoy you"


your/you\'re

Quote from: SlimPickens
fork bitters


bitters/biters

Quote from: SlimPickens
folding cloths when my hands are really dry


cloths/clothes

;)

but seriously, came across a couple more just a little while ago:

* tracklists on the back of a CD with no track numbers (i\'m in the car, wanna know the name of track 8, and have to look and count while i\'m driving to figure it out).

* walking into the gym locker room and choking because someone decided to dump an entire bottle of cologne on them. (seriously, i\'d rather walk in there and smell shit, piss, BO, or something else manly)

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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2006, 06:09:40 pm »
getting in your car, putting on the seatbelt, and realizing your keys are still in your fucking pocket
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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2006, 06:12:08 pm »
when you start using Firefox instead of Internet explorer and you really like it...then you realize you set your time to GMT and now all the posts on .info are an hour ahead!




seriously....anyone know how to change it to eastern standard time?

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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2006, 06:12:21 pm »
- smelly roommates
- roommates who do not buy anything, including but not limited to: food, beer, paper plates (oh, roommates who use all the dishes but never do dishes; i threw all the plates, silverware, and most pans out because i was pissed), cleaning supplies
- roommates who wear your clothes on a daily basis, and ruin some of them, because they are too lazy to wash their own, or wash the bag of clothes that\'s in the basement since we moved in
- roommates who sleep on the couch because their room is too messy/smelly
- roommates who don\'t empty the trash, fill trash bags and leave them by the door, and never take the trash downstairs
- roommates who \'clean\' up by putting all the trash into a bag and move everything that\'s not in the right place into the next room.
- roommates who \'work\' every night but never have money for bills, and who leave paystubs around for a 10 hour work week

think that\'ll do for now ;)
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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2006, 06:13:36 pm »
Quote from: Marcial
getting in your car, putting on the seatbelt, and realizing your keys are still in your fucking pocket


putting your keys in your pocket, getting out of the car and locking the door, and then realizing your keys fell out of your pocket onto the seat and your door is fucking locked.

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« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2006, 06:15:41 pm »
Quote from: ChrisF
Quote from: Marcial
getting in your car, putting on the seatbelt, and realizing your keys are still in your fucking pocket


putting your keys in your pocket, getting out of the car and locking the door, and then realizing your keys fell out of your pocket onto the seat and your door is fucking locked.


doing that^^^ at puppet house night 2 and then waiting for the AAA guy to break into your car and missing the Beef Barley to open 3rd set:no:

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« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2006, 09:20:17 pm »
Quote from: antbach
- smelly roommates
- roommates who do not buy anything, including but not limited to: food, beer, paper plates (oh, roommates who use all the dishes but never do dishes; i threw all the plates, silverware, and most pans out because i was pissed), cleaning supplies
- roommates who wear your clothes on a daily basis, and ruin some of them, because they are too lazy to wash their own, or wash the bag of clothes that\'s in the basement since we moved in
- roommates who sleep on the couch because their room is too messy/smelly
- roommates who don\'t empty the trash, fill trash bags and leave them by the door, and never take the trash downstairs
- roommates who \'clean\' up by putting all the trash into a bag and move everything that\'s not in the right place into the next room.
- roommates who \'work\' every night but never have money for bills, and who leave paystubs around for a 10 hour work week

think that\'ll do for now ;)


so....your answer is "roommates"
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I\'m going to back to the roommate lifestyle soon, but I\'m not going to be running a flophouse!
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« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2006, 09:29:28 pm »
Staying late at work when you anticipated a normal departure time.

Antbach, time for some new roomates.
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« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2006, 10:11:50 pm »
loud noses
loud eaters
nooker
chapped lips
being forced to listen to music i dislike

when dobz busts out his bitchy/asshole attitude

ciggarette smoke
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« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2006, 10:28:23 pm »
Quote from: alexanderzurflu
Staying late at work when you anticipated a normal departure time.



good one.
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« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2006, 10:47:21 pm »
Quote from: Marcial
Quote from: alexanderzurflu
Staying late at work when you anticipated a normal departure time.



good one.


I\'m hoping to be out of here for The O.C. at 9pm ;)
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« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2006, 11:02:00 pm »
the day I started my current job, I thought I would would have a pretty easy first day... 16 hrs later, I was just leaving.
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« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2006, 11:17:40 pm »
Quote from: alexanderzurflu
Staying late at work when you anticipated a normal departure time.


AMEN!!!

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