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ds673488

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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2008, 09:52:29 pm »
thats a good way to close out this thread^
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2008, 11:52:54 pm »
It would have been.  But now you\'ve ruined it. Just like you ruined the freakout with your christmas tree costume.


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Quote from: TeddyT;214244
In some third-world countries, having toilet paper is a luxury. It is normal to go in a field, drop a duece, and then use a rock to wipe your ass. Trick is to find three or four good rocks before you take a squat.




sounds like a nice day at bonnaroo
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« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2008, 06:31:09 am »
Charmin wet wipes = the way to have a nice, fresh ass

:awwyeah:
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« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2008, 08:24:35 am »
^^
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand.. :D
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« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2008, 12:38:14 pm »
I would agree with the islamic hose deal to clean your ass, but I think that that area should be kept dry.

Just a personal preference.

However, if any of you travel to the islamic world, be warned that unless otherwise noted, their sewage systems are not built to handle the western-style paper they have avaliable.

You need to throw your shit in the trash.
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« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2008, 12:57:54 pm »
Quote from: FreeSpirit;214253
Charmin wet wipes = the way to have a nice, fresh ass

:awwyeah:


Not out here where we don\'t have town water/sewage...

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I would agree with the islamic hose deal to clean your ass, but I think that that area should be kept dry.

Just a personal preference.



So do you not wash your ass in the shower?
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« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2008, 01:19:41 pm »


SlimPickens, thanks for your post.  I found it very enlightening.
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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2008, 01:24:22 pm »
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bidet is the way


Always wanted one.  Never been to France, but I have been to some far flung corners of the world.  In some places you have no paper, and have to wash with your hand (left) and may not use that hand for anything else.  Ideally there be some paper for the initial, and some form of bidet for the finish.
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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2008, 01:28:48 pm »
my friend who was wealthy had one in his house growing up, at first i thought it was some kind of drinking fountain for his dog
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2008, 02:25:54 pm »
Butterfield Dorm definitely had a bidet.
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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2008, 03:06:54 pm »
http://www.bidetoo.com/how-to-use-a-bidet/



I should have read that before i went to yemen.

Yes, I wash my ass in the shower.
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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2008, 03:50:33 pm »
:lol:
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2008, 04:05:24 pm »
So it\'s like a little ass shower.  You soap up and everything?  Interesting.
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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2008, 04:21:46 pm »
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So it\'s like a little ass shower.  You soap up and everything?  Interesting.

no soap. you just blast freezing cold water up your shitter and grundle (taint) area.... sounds messy
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« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2008, 05:18:05 pm »
Question for the guys-

Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?

Seems like a no-brainer to me.
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