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« Reply #120 on: February 16, 2009, 04:37:26 pm »
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my friend lacy from work, married, 2 young kids, got the vacation time, booked the hotels, had her husband get 4 new tires and hit the road this morning for disneyworld. CT >FLA.

just got the textmessage, flat tire. didn\'t hit anything, it just ripped right off while going down the road. I told her to keep it and complain to the place that you bought it from as defective. :doh:


that doesnt touch "keg-stand-faceplant"

still sucks tho
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« Reply #121 on: February 16, 2009, 06:43:22 pm »
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« Reply #122 on: February 17, 2009, 12:53:15 am »
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« Reply #123 on: February 17, 2009, 01:37:55 am »
hahaha^^^ only thing that pisses me off about this is that if that pig weren\'t a cop he and his wife most likely would\'ve been arrested.
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« Reply #124 on: February 17, 2009, 07:38:01 am »
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hahaha^^^ only thing that pisses me off about this is that if that pig weren\'t a cop he and his wife most likely would\'ve been arrested.


True, but he did lose his job and most likely any kind of career as a "peace" officer.  He\'s probably Paul Blart\'in up somewhere now.

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« Reply #125 on: February 17, 2009, 10:27:33 am »
^^^ ooof...that\'s some funny shit!

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« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2009, 12:24:15 pm »
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« Reply #127 on: February 18, 2009, 05:08:24 pm »
is that the scene from fargo where he\'s shoving the leg in the wood chipper?

that\'s based on an actual case that took place in connecticut.
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