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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2005, 04:31:54 pm »
Get A Goddamn Room,you 2 Crazy Kids...
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2005, 04:55:33 pm »
back to the topic,  regardless of steroid use,  the man is simply not pitched to   he maybe sees 3 pitches every five at bats thats remotely hittable and he sends them to the cove.  impressive to watch, annoying to listen to, impossible to feel soory for......
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2005, 04:58:31 pm »
I Got His Rookie Card.
Should I Sell It,or Hold Onto It?
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2005, 05:01:31 pm »
probably not worth much yet, but hang on to it, or sell it to me for a half yard
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2005, 05:04:43 pm »
2 half yards and you got a deal.......
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2005, 07:30:32 pm »
Who\'s got my roids?

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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2005, 07:39:56 pm »
i got one for ya....thought it was a tumor butt........

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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2005, 07:52:57 pm »
Quote from: Wolfman
Who\'s got my roids?


Quote from: oldnewbie
i got one for ya....thought it was a tumor butt........

Wouldn\'t that be a butt tumor??? :lol: :yack2:
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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2005, 08:40:34 pm »
Quote from: jocelyn
Should have used a "quote." That last comment was for Fred.


like the Edit Queen doesn\'t know where the button is all of a sudden! :lol:

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« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2005, 09:16:12 pm »
First of all, I dont care how juiced up you are, you still need the ungodly hand eye coordination to connect the meat of a 2.125" barrel of bat to a baseball coming in at 75-95 miles per hour. Therefore, I do not think these men are cheaters by any means. Idiots, yes, cheaters, no. Steroids do not help you hit a baseball, plain and simple. Bonds is an asshole, and I do not like the man, but one remarkably true statement he made a month or so ago was if you have 75,000 people telling you that you suck, you must be pretty friggin good.

I grew up a Ken Griffey Jr. fan, and to be honest, if he wasn\'t so injury prone no one would even care about Barry Bonds. Griffey is 35 years old right now, with 500 career homers. By my stupid math, he missed pretty much a little over two seasons total (I could be off). 1996-2000 he hit 49,56,56,48,40. That\'s basically 50 a season. So if he missed, say, a season and a half due to injury, and hypothetically did not miss that time he would be at 650 right now, at AGE THIRTY FIVE, and that is just ridiculous. 105 home runs to go at only age 35? Barry Bonds who? Unfortunately alls anyone can do is wonder "what if", and that is truly a shame. If he stays healthy, I think he will eclipse the 700 plateau, and that is remarkable.

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« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2005, 11:36:16 pm »
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like the Edit Queen doesn\'t know where the button is all of a sudden! :lol:

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« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2005, 11:52:28 pm »
antbach, my thoughts exactly  but i just cant stand the guy,   and do you know what i mean when i say he can talk for five minutes and not say a damn thing,  its hard to explain but he just aimlessly rambles on...
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2005, 12:28:28 am »
Quote from: antbach
First of all, I dont care how juiced up you are, you still need the ungodly hand eye coordination to connect the meat of a 2.125" barrel of bat to a baseball coming in at 75-95 miles per hour. Therefore, I do not think these men are cheaters by any means. Idiots, yes, cheaters, no. Steroids do not help you hit a baseball, plain and simple.


but, when you couple phenomenal hand-eye coordination with almost inhuman strength, youve got yourself a whole different story. steroids arent going to make a shitty hitter bat .300, but theyll make a few of their balls that wouldve hit the fence land in the bleachers.

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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2005, 12:51:58 am »
if anything, they will allow you to play longer.  it seems these guys are less prone to aging/injuries, so playing till your 43 is now easier to do
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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2005, 01:22:22 am »
yeah, then they crash hard when its all over. theyll play longer, they probly wont live longer.
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