Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB. Here we go!
Tim\'s guitar afire
Burning eyes and ears alike
Screeching to a sprint
* * *
Innocent Harry
Needed assistance badly
Must\'ve been the drugs
* * *
More hair than Poison
Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
On your breakfast toast
P.S. In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.