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Wolfman

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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« on: June 03, 2006, 05:26:49 pm »
On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest.  Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...

THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA![/COLOR]

That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going!  It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time!  Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.    

The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006![/COLOR](No festies.)

A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.  That\'s it.  Nice and simple!

Here\'s three to get us started:

Fingers flying fast
Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
Timmy Tour Fo Life!

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I like to eat Za
It sounds as good as it tastes
Take it off the shelf

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Rufus breaks my balls
But not like Staven Guineas
Those guys are brutal

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OK, your turn!  Ready, set, HAIKU!
« Last Edit: June 03, 2006, 05:29:39 pm by Wolfman »
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2006, 10:58:24 pm »
Yay!  This sounds like fun.  I\'ll have to think about it for awhile, and it will give me something to do at work when I am bored :spin:
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2006, 02:05:31 pm »
Another contest?

This one, I think I can win

But I hate haikus!
« Last Edit: June 04, 2006, 02:09:15 pm by ChrisPitch »
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2006, 07:44:07 am »
a few quick ones, not very good:

breakfast dot info
has all of your breakfast news
it\'s superfly phaddy fat

phaddy boom baddy
baseball bat - not too skinny
no, it\'s always fat

wolf says he counts notes
but I think he\'s full of shit
if not he\'s a dork.

Gladys pimps with me
and my home is blubladan
I am buquebus

tobacco road fun!
no sleeping, only drinking
hells kitchen, new york.
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2006, 10:11:02 am »
Happy New Haven
The Breakfast back at Toad\'s Place
It\'s about damn time


The old songs are good
The new songs are much better
New album coming
« Last Edit: June 05, 2006, 10:18:12 am by wildcoyote »
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 10:46:20 am »
So Very Tired
Strong Coffee Not Working Well
It is all Tim\'s Fault
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Wolfman

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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 11:34:19 pm »
Buhler?
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 12:04:05 am »
Quote from: Wolfman
Buehler?

Too much hotey ragin\' & halfyard sluggin\' ??
« Last Edit: June 13, 2006, 12:12:21 am by alexanderzurflu »
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 12:53:13 am »
Breakast disc in car
Makes my jeep go way too fast
Damn, I see radar
« Last Edit: June 14, 2006, 12:51:32 am by wstielau »
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 03:44:17 am »
The Breakfast The American Scene
But Will I Ever get to See\'em
Afraid Only in My Dreams
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 09:13:25 am »
haiku=5 7 5 right?
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 12:05:47 pm »
Quote from: Wolfman
A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.

syllables, not words.
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 12:10:16 pm »
Wow, yeah, didn\'t even do a word count on those. Good observation Todd.
Shame on me for not looking back in the thread.
I was correct though.
wildcoyote=haiku nazi
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 01:09:13 am »
Breakfast in SoCal
Perhaps again this autumn
Plane tickets for now
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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 01:46:33 am »
Love Lake was better
Without cliché blues ending
Bring back "not a dream"
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