A comprehensive list of all the Thoughts that have been documented over the history of the band.
2001
09-04:
Thought 1: "Why does Catsup & Ketchup spell the same thing?"
Thought 2: "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
09-05:
Thought 1: "What is another word for synonym?"
Thought 2: "Why do cars *park* in driveways & *drive* on parkways?"
09-14:
Thoughts conveyed through '911' poem by Tim
09-21:
Thought 1: "If trees had legs, their knees would hurt."
Thought 2: "Why snort coke when you could drink it?"
09-26:
Thought: "Why isn't Phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
10-02:
Thought 1: "Palindromatic Lunar Equation = Oct. 2nd, 2001 = 10022001"
Thought 2: "Who needs rhetorical questions anyways?"
10-05:
Thought: "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....coincidence?"
10-18:
Thought 1: "What does the appendix do?"
Thought 2: "Why must everything come to an end? (including this show)"
10-21:
Thought: "Think about communication and how incredible it is connecting the world. ie. PB playing live for 100,000 people immediately across GA. Communication is key."
10-27:
Thought 1: "When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?"
Thought 2:" Make the most of every moment." (something to that extent)
11-02:
Thought: "Question everything."
11-06:
Thought: "Why do Election Days always take place on Tuesday?"
11-09:
Thought: "Be proud of where you are from!"
11-17:
Thought 1: "Silence - quiet or deafening?"
Thought 2: "Wherever you go, there you are."
Thought3: "Why is there brail on drive-up ATM machines?"
Thought 4: 'Linda's Revenge', - Craig
11-24:
Thought: "God = Love, Love = Pizza, God = Pizza."
12-05:
Thought 1: "Everything is what it is."
Thought 2: "*Ain't*, ain't a word."
12-22:
Thought 1: "Gods favorite chord is G-Sus." - Courtesy of Harley from PMM
Thought 2: "Happy Belated Birthday, Mr. Frank Zappa."
2002
01-05:
Thought: "Why do they call a watch a watch?"
01-12:
Thought: "All humans also carry a gene that can be found in nothing else except for rice."
01-26:
Thought 1: "Humans are more closely related to chimps than apes are to chimps."
Thought 2: "I find it ironic when my mom calls me a son of a ****." - by DJ Real
02-09:
Thought: "Tomato... fruit or vegetable?"
02-13:
Thought: A passage from 'Packard Goose' (Frank Zappa) - "Information is not knowledge - Knowledge is not wisdom - Wisdom is not truth - Truth is not beauty - Beauty is not love - Love is not music - Music and Frank Zappa are the best"
02-21:
Thought: "Why do we say we're going to TAKE a crap?"
03-07:
Thought: "Decriminalize marijuana."
03-08:
Thought: "Legalize marijuana (Part 2)."
03-22:
Thought: "If you're driving a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?"
04-06:
Thought: "Birthdays are good for you...the more of them you have, the longer you live."
04-12:
Thought 1: "If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you."
Thought 2: "Why do ads say free gift? Aren't all gifts free?"
04-18:
Thought 1: "How the **** does anyone get anywhere in Boston?"
Thought 2: "Why rubberneck? If you wanna see that stuff, watch COPS."
04-24:
Thought: "For God's sake, don't clone humans!"
04-26:
Thought: "Ass is what it's **** up to be."
05-16:
Thought: "Blue chip or clown mask? You decide."
05-26:
Thought 1: "Why doesn't Lisa like this song?"
Thought 2: "Let's make a sandwich."
05-30:
Thought 1: "Beans are neither fruit nor musical."
Thought 2: 'Happy Birthday to Heather!"
06-01:
Thought 1: "Why doesn't the Short Beach Saloon have Guinness?"
Thought 2: "Do airplanes have keys?"
Thought 3: "Why Do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
06-13:
Thought: "Everyone must have some Shougar in their diet."
06-18:
Thought: "Why are they called *fingers* when they don't *fing*?"
06-26:
Thought 1: "What happens when a tow truck needs to be towed?"
Thought 2: Adrian on the mouth theramin imitating a meter of sorts.
06-29:
Thought: "You may be one person in this world, but you also may be the world to just one person."
07-02:
Thought 1: "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
Thought 2: "Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
07-07:
Thought 1: "Even Broken clocks are right twice a day."
Thought 2: "What do you call the tube in a paper towel roll?"
Thought 3: "SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!!"
07-12:
Thought 1: "The Daltons live in a doozie, The Dolphins are in the jacuzzi."
Thought 2: "If being bona fide is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Thought 3: "The Turtle Right of Passage by Wolfman: One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine **** nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this **** fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!"
07-20:
Thought: "It ain't no sin, to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones." - William Burroughs
07-23:
Thought 1: "Where is RAQ?"
Thought 2: "APB on RAQ"
Thought 3: "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
07-24:
Thought 1: Bratwurst - "Meditations on Bratwurst" (Ron & Adrian Dialogue)
Thought 2: "Don't get the clowns drunk on bratwurst."
08-04:
Thought: "Does Raisin Bran contain exactly two scoops of raisins?"
08-07:
Thought: "What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about???"
08-09:
Thought 1: "Why do they sell Coca Cola in liters, not gallons & milk in gallons, not liters?"
Thought 2: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a girl's heart?"
08-30:
Thought 1: "A pig has a 30 minute orgasm."
Thought 2: "Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."
Thought 3: "The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body."
08-31:
Thought 1: "A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest & weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed & health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."
Thought 2: "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest & weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster & more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
09-07:
Thought 1: "The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it."
Thought 2: "The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F."
09-24:
Thought 1: "The perfect heads!"
Thought 2: "Which dome is better?"
10-03:
Thought 1: "If first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
Thought 2: "Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving."
Thought 3: "Never miss a good chance to shut up."
Thought 4: "Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time."
Thought 5: "Sex is like air, It's not important unless you aren't getting any."
10-11:
Thought 1: "Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off right now."
Thought 2: "But on the other hand, there are different fingers."
10-18:
Thought 1: "A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."
Thought 2: "How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
Thought 3: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once."
Thought 4: "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."
11-01:
Thought: "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." -Frank Zappa
11-23:
Thought: "If God made anything better than pizza, he kept it to himself."
11-29:
Thought 1: "Tryptophan? What's the deal?"
Thought 2: "A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."
Thought 3: "Ever notice that the people who are late are often jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
12-11:
Thought: "Do aliens have thumbs?"
12-12:
Thought: "Don't drink & park, accidents cause people."
2003
01-25:
Thought: "All we are saying, is give peace a chance."
01-26:
Thought 1: "SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!!"
Thought 2: "It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs."
02-12:
Thought 1: "If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him?"
Thought 2: "Is Disney World the only people trap ran by a mouse?"
02-14:
Thought 1: "BONA FIDE, chew on it."
Thought 2: "Happy Valentines Day."
Thought 3: "Celebrate the love you have for someone all year & not just one day, it’s the little things that mean a lot."
03-01:
Thought: "Opinions are like ****; everyone has one & they all smell but mine!"
03-06:
Thought 1: "Timmy needs sleepy."
Thought 2: "Why is my mic limp?"
Thought 3: "Confucius say he who grow long beard, live long life."
Thought 4: "Confucius say "Man who goes to bed with itchy rectum, wakes up with smelly finger."
03-29:
Thought: "If everybody only fought in self-defense, there would be no fighting."
04-19:
Thought 1: "Register To Vote!"
Thought 2: "Legalize It."
04-27:
Thought 1: "It's a Po Boy!"
Thought 2: "The Air Symphony." - (the sound of sucking in air)
05-02:
Thought 1: "Song Sandwich = Song Boxty."
Thought 2: "News Flash reported by Jordan Giangreco"
Thought 3: "Doozie Meter" read & given by Adrian Tramontano
06-15:
Thought 1: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Thought 2: "I don't suffer from insanity?I enjoy every second of it!"
Thought 3: "I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here!"
Thought 4: "Don't squat with your spurs on."
Thought 5: "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
Thought 6: "No one is listening until you fart."
Thought 7: "What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women."
07-07:
Thought 1: "There are only four words in the English language which end in *-dous*; tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, & hazardous."
Thought 2: "There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: *abstemious* & *facetious*."
Thought 3: "There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: *indivisibility*."
Thought 4: "The longest one-syllable word in the English language is *screeched*."
Thought 5: "The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet."
07-12:
Thought: "Good judgment comes from bad experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
07-18:
Thought: "Pizza. On average, Americans consume 18 acres of pizza a day."
08-23:
Thought 1: 'Elephants can run 20 miles per hour."
Thought 2: "Elephants are the only mammals with 4 knees."
10-31:
Thought: "Trick or treat."
11-13:
Thought: "The smallest county in America, is Manhattan."
11-20:
Thought: "Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, & it holds the universe together."
12-27:
Thought: "2004 - Be safe..." ("be something else... archivist forget what)
2004
02-24:
Thought: "Cheers to good health!"
03-24:
Thought 1: "Chickpea is neither a chick nor a pea, discuss."
Thought 2: "Venue Rules: No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed."
04-24:
Thought 1: "Congratulations to Jordan for beating the top score on the pinball machine by 100 million points."
Thought 2: "Thanks to the crew: Josh Dobson & Chris Mandler."
05-01:
Thought: "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
06-04:
Thought 1: "Congrats to Seniors of George School!"
Thought 2: "Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music, music & Frank Zappa are the best!" - Packard Goose by Frank Zappa
09-18:
Thought: "The best way to double your money is to fold it up and put it back in your pocket." (dedicated to those playing keno next door at the bar)
10-27:
Thought: "I Enjoy Yourself!"
2005
03-04:
Thought 1: "Real Radio." (Tim thanks entire crew)
Thought 2: "Why don't we play Food For Thought anymore?"
04-21:
Thought 1: "Thanks for spinning the wheel."
Thought 2: "How come we don't play Food for Thought anymore?"
05-27:
Thought 1: "Welcome back to Josh Dobson."
Thought 2: "Being healthy is merely the slowest possible way for someone to die."
Thought 3: "Crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live."
Thought 4: "Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?"
Thought 5: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines?"
08-20:
Thought 1: "The Puppet House Rocks!" (x3)
Thought 2: "Welcome Gregg Ellis to the lights for The Breakfast!"
2006
01-26:
Thought 1: "Why don't we play Food For Thought anymore?"
Thought 2: "Can you teach an old dog new tricks in 2006?"
04-06:
Thought: "One third of all 'Food For Thoughts' is true."
10-21:
Thought: "Be good to each other."
2007
03-02:
Thought 1: "Chimps have been seen hunting other animals in Senegal."
Thought 2: "Get yer damn hands off me!"
03-17:
Thought 1: "Arthur Guinness signed a 9000 year contract to keep Guinness in Dublin."
Thought 2: "Brilliant!"
Thought 3: "Corned beef & cabbage."
07-06:
Thought 1: "Question everything!"
Thought 2: "Give peace a chance."
10-25:
Thought 1: "Is the king really alive or dead?"
Thought 2: "Give. Give. Give. Give. Give.... Strangers helping strangers putting food in peoples' mouths. Think about that for a second, and give, give, give, give, give."
Thought 3: "Sound guy solo - Take it away!"
Thought 4: "FREAKOUT!!!"
11-30:
Thought: "Three questions: Who is your best friend in the world? Who do you trust the most? Who do you want to hug right now?"