Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can\'t hear the stereo
your momma\'s teeth are so yellow it looks like she gargles with buttermilk.
yo momma\'s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she\'s got buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
yo mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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^Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
HAHA! that is absolutely horrid.
^yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
this is an oldy but a goody
^Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
:thumbsup: the winner
your mama\'s so fat when she puts on her BVD\'s they spell BuloVarD!!!
Your Mama so fat when she plays hop-scotch it\'s like L.A....Chicago...New York.
Hey, Let\'s get off mothers, cause I just got off yours.
Yo mama\'s aprmpits so hairy, look like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama\'s so easy, I woulda ben your Daddy but the guy behind me had exact change...
Yo Mama\'s so stupid she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
Yo mama so fat, that when her beeper goes off folk think she\'s backing up.
Yo mama so fat, her graduation photo was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat, her fave food is seconds.
Yo mama is so nasty she made speed stick slow down
Yo mama is so stupid when she hears it\'s chilly outside she goes and gets a bowl
Yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept