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last night i fell face first into a concrete sidewalk outside of Wrigley Field. i popped up, saw blood and felt that two of my teeth had significant volume loss.

today, my face stings and i realized i broke my nose too. cuts covering the right side of my face and sporting a more-exaggerated Lloyd Christmas smile.

the moral: Don\'t try to jump over parking meters that are taller than your mother.
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Everyone makes mistakes.

BTW I was on one of the roof decks 2 weeks ago for the Sox/Cubs.  The Wrigley roof decks are definitely one of the dopest spots in America.

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10 bonus points for using the word dope in a post

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Gordo,

Damn, that is some ****. I will take your advice into consideration.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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<<<< been there, done that.

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Quote from: Gordo
the moral: Don\'t try to jump over parking meters that are taller than your mother.




you should get a pogo stick and OWN those god damn meters
*Gia*