Author Topic: wiping ass sitting down (Read 5713 times)

kyndkate · « **Reply #45 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:08:58 pm »

I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

Igziabeher · « **Reply #46 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:17:20 pm »

Quote from: kyndkate

I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

thats hot.

skalnbyc · « **Reply #47 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:17:35 pm »

Quote from: kyndkate

I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

Shall we change your name to GrossKate?

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #48 on:** November 06, 2005, 05:02:46 pm »

no no no, she\'s right...i think i speak for a few of us (no names but just a clue, ST**HE*GE**S) who were at moedown together when i say that there were a couple of "close calls"...combination of beer, drugs and camping will do that to ya!!

i haven\'t read too far back into this thread, but people who are scared to go in public places should really just bite the bullet and let it happen-the luxury of a toilet is much better than woods, stop being a baby and jsut drop the kids off at the pool..

freddiewaht · « **Reply #49 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:02:37 pm »

any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #50 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:08:18 pm »

no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****

freddiewaht · « **Reply #51 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:10:48 pm »

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya

no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****

sorry holly,but no its not...

Igziabeher · « **Reply #52 on:** November 06, 2005, 08:00:52 pm »

Quote from: freddiewaht

any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

i took one of those today, it blew my mind.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #53 on:** November 06, 2005, 08:37:42 pm »

Quote from: Igziabeher

Quote from: freddiewaht
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

i took one of those today, it blew my mind.

sometimes i think theres a little hungry alien living in the toilet bowl..

skalnbyc · « **Reply #54 on:** November 06, 2005, 11:00:23 pm »

Quote from: freddiewaht

any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

Forgot about that one! I definitely gave out a chuckle on that post.

Freddie Wah: Poop Analyst (extraordinaire).

Someone please print up some business cards for the guy.

kyndkate · « **Reply #55 on:** November 07, 2005, 12:30:32 am »

I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

skalnbyc · « **Reply #56 on:** November 07, 2005, 01:35:57 am »

Quote from: kyndkate

I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

Be careful not to disturb the Amish people of Indiana with that language.

YoMa · « **Reply #57 on:** November 07, 2005, 08:36:51 am »

Quote from: kyndkate

I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

pics?

Me! · « **Reply #58 on:** November 07, 2005, 10:53:28 am »

I can\'t believe this thread is still alive....
Some high quality folks on this site

:poop:

bryank · « **Reply #59 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:07:37 pm »

This is great!!!...I must have missed it before. I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness? Front to back for me from the backside.

Author Topic: wiping ass sitting down (Read 5713 times)

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