Author Topic: wiping ass sitting down (Read 5658 times)

freddiewaht · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:28:35 pm »

how badly does the peck/cobbie connection wanna merge this with my epic "almost **** my pants"thread?

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:38:58 pm »

no man these subjects are seperate enough. its when you start talking about your wiping techniques during your almost **** your pants episode that we start wanting to merge the threads.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:51:56 pm »

cobbie,there both about shittin.
you know you wanna..
you know you do...
you know your dyin to merge em...
lol

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:53:24 pm »

Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:56:39 pm »

Quote from: Jim Cobb

Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.

zoinks!!

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:09:11 pm »

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

freddiewaht · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:20:36 pm »

Quote from: FreeSpirit

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed

Spacey · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:23:05 pm »

holy ****

freddiewaht · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:24:11 pm »

if i see ye old pointy tipper=no wipe

Spacey · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:35:35 pm »

I use my hand.

That\'s why soap was invited.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:46:41 pm »

alexander grame belle=invited the telephone

Igziabeher · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:11:50 pm »

Quote from: YoMa

in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

what a benevolent human being. this guys is a ok in my book. welcome aboard.

YoMa · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:44:54 pm »

Quote from: FreeSpirit

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

im a wadder 4 eva!

Igziabeher · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:47:15 pm »

from where i stand, sitting down wiping is definitely the gayness. what i like to do is turn on the faucet to get some warm water goin\', then i kinda do this backwards slide onto the sink so i\'m strattling it w/ my ass cheeks spread and the soothing stream of war water does its job from there. sittin\' down wiping is for queers though.

YoMa · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:54:05 pm »

another question to add (this doesnt apply to the gay sitters):

do you face the toilet or the wall while wiping?

i like to get the TP up there like screwin in a light bulb, while facing the toilet.