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on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set
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Quote from: freddiewaht
on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen

this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?
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Quote from: YoMa
Quote from: freddiewaht
on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen

this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?


you cant be ser with that question..
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« Reply #33 on: »
oh..well i think you should go :)
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Quote from: YoMa
oh..well i think you should go :)


are you trying to bang me brah?
cause if so,i feel obligated to let you know that im a happily married man
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« Reply #35 on: »
i try to be subtle..it never works though

i just figured out what all this "ser" banter is about.
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Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
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« Reply #37 on: »
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?
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« Reply #38 on: »
^^^^rotfl:lol:rotfl rotfl:lol:rotfl
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Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon
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« Reply #39 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?


in the voice of dobson-"aint gonna happen"...
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« Reply #40 on: »
I skip whipping alltogether. although while taking a shower, I like to slide the bar of soap up and down the crack of my anal cavity
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The worst is when u have no TP @ all...
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?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]
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i wad and stand.

some of the funniest posts ive ever seen in this thread.

Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: FreeSpirit
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)

rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed

 :point:

Quote from: YoMa
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

 rotfl

oh and i think youre a **** **** if you cant use a public bathroom for a ****. wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy. its not like youre putting your face-cheeks on the toilet.
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Look down, marvel at your creation.
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Quote from: alexanderzurflu
Look down, marvel at your creation.

LOL!!!!! absolutely...hope this thread never dies.
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