Al half of the things you listed are true in any other major city in New England (change DD to Starbucks, a faded B hat to a bright brand new designer sideways NY hat.)
I must taken a wrong turn ahead of the "
Unique reasons why Boston sucks" thread.
Larry Bird = Legend.
Though I live in New Haven county, I dont live in New Haven, and Milford is like 6 miles away from downtown NH............