Drew! I had a funny dream last night which you were in, briefly.
I was on my way to a Breakfast show in Boston with a bunch of friends from my high school in NH. But somehow I ended up at a bad dance club in Manchester, NH, with a bunch of friends from my first high school in MA. Turns out I was on a date with someone I didn\'t know. I lost my group and spent a long time trying to find a clean bathroom. Never found clean bathrooms. They were all disgusting. After finally finding my group again, one girl was angry with me for the way I had treated my date. Apparently she had found some sort of device which could track my phone calls and she didn\'t like that I was calling other men. Some guy showed me how it worked. He wound up a little nob which caused a sharp pain and tightening right above the left hand side of my lip. This made everyone laugh and they said I was a hitchhiker. I was having a terrible time, got in a fight with some kid that I see around Nashua from time to time. he had told everyone in the club that I "like dick, like, all kinds of it." (This isn\'t far fetched, the same kid just did that recently at a bar, in real life.) I then confronted the guy, hit him, hard, and got kicked out of the club. I left with some friends (this time the ones from NH) and ended up in a food court in a shopping mall to eat dinner. I looked around and sitting alone at a nearby table was Frank Zappa with his face painted white like a mime. I waved and he recognized me and said hey. Then you and your parents (whom I have never met and have no idea what they look like) sat down at the table with him. He told you that I was sitting nearby, and you guys all pulled up a table next to ours. You told me that you guys were out to dinner to celebrate your graduation. We then had a conversation about people apologizing for "asides".... and that was the end of the dream as far as I remember.
I just edited this because the first version was pretty much unreadable. The second version isn\'t much better. I am pretty much asleep right now.
