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Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and are made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs.

A triangular "exit hole" for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This "exit hole" is covered with a "pocket" made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the "exit hole". This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the "pocket".

Inside the "pocket" is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. This multi-layered filter is made in a sandwich-style, and begins with the two outer layers of wool felt. The second two layers are made of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon.

The filter is then covered with soft ordinary material to allow for easy replacement in or out of the pocket. The underwear are washable and will last approximately a year depending on the frequency of use and laundering. Each filter will last from several weeks to several months depending on the frequency of use and laundering.
http://www.under-tec.com/store.php

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the people who invented this must have been told by co-workers, friends and family that their gas is horrible.
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:lol: Maki\'s students need these!
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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they are awfully ugly and why do you now about the air prrof undies?

do they reek when you take them off?
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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Quote from: Spacey;121762
they are awfully ugly and why do you now about the air prrof undies?

do they reek when you take them off?

The post was merely a suggestion to some of the folks on this board.  You know who you are!!

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thats hot
Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po and take a little sniff of the things below. :sadban:

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Quote from: SlimPickens
The post was merely a suggestion to some of the folks on this board.  You know who you are!!
:wave:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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Quote from: Spacey;121762
do they reek when you take them off?

More like...do you reak? After sweating your balls off in these, the cheese must be RICH!!!
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Quote from: Todd;121770
the cheese must be RICH!!!

rotfl

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what a gross thread hahah
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Quote from: Todd;121770
More like...do you reak? After sweating your balls off in these, the cheese must be RICH!!!

Quote from: SlimPickens;121830
rotfl

This was the first post I read as I sat down to my dinner last night.

:inky:
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Quote from: alexanderzurflu;121944
This was the first post I read as I sat down to my dinner last night.

:inky:

don\'t say I never did anything for ya buddy!

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:lol: was it MaC & CHeeSE??? !!!! :lol:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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Hope you enjoyed your dinner!!!! :D
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.