TP Poll

• #15 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 21 Dec, 2008 21:52
• thats a good way to close out this thread^
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• #16 Reply
  Posted by peaches626 on 21 Dec, 2008 23:52
• It would have been.  But now you\'ve ruined it. Just like you ruined the freakout with your christmas tree costume.
  
  
  Newbers.
  
  

  Quote from: TeddyT;214244

  In some third-world countries, having toilet paper is a luxury. It is normal to go in a field, drop a duece, and then use a rock to wipe your ass. Trick is to find three or four good rocks before you take a squat.

  
  
  
  sounds like a nice day at bonnaroo
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• #17 Reply
  Posted by FreeSpirit on 22 Dec, 2008 06:31
• Charmin wet wipes = the way to have a nice, fresh ass
  
  :awwyeah:
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• #18 Reply
  Posted by bdfreetuna on 22 Dec, 2008 08:24
• ^^
  Some folks are born silver spoon in hand..
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• #19 Reply
  Posted by tyzack on 22 Dec, 2008 12:38
• I would agree with the islamic hose deal to clean your ass, but I think that that area should be kept dry.
  
  Just a personal preference.
  
  However, if any of you travel to the islamic world, be warned that unless otherwise noted, their sewage systems are not built to handle the western-style paper they have avaliable.
  
  You need to throw your **** in the trash.
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• #20 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 22 Dec, 2008 12:57
• Quote from: FreeSpirit;214253

  Charmin wet wipes = the way to have a nice, fresh ass
  
  :awwyeah:

  
  Not out here where we don\'t have town water/sewage...
  
  

  Quote from: tyzack;214268

  I would agree with the islamic hose deal to clean your ass, but I think that that area should be kept dry.
  
  Just a personal preference.
  
  

  
  So do you not wash your ass in the shower?
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• #21 Reply
  Posted by Lerherbles on 22 Dec, 2008 13:19
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  SlimPickens, thanks for your post.  I found it very enlightening.
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• #22 Reply
  Posted by wildcoyote on 22 Dec, 2008 13:24
• Quote from: ds673488;214214

  bidet is the way

  
  Always wanted one.  Never been to France, but I have been to some far flung corners of the world.  In some places you have no paper, and have to wash with your hand (left) and may not use that hand for anything else.  Ideally there be some paper for the initial, and some form of bidet for the finish.
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• #23 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 22 Dec, 2008 13:28
• my friend who was wealthy had one in his house growing up, at first i thought it was some kind of drinking fountain for his dog
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• #24 Reply
  Posted by skalnbyc on 22 Dec, 2008 14:25
• Butterfield Dorm definitely had a bidet.
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• #25 Reply
  Posted by tyzack on 22 Dec, 2008 15:06
• http://www.bidetoo.com/how-to-use-a-bidet/
  
  
  
  I should have read that before i went to yemen.
  
  Yes, I wash my ass in the shower.
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• #26 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 22 Dec, 2008 15:50
• :lol:
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• #27 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 22 Dec, 2008 16:05
• So it\'s like a little ass shower.  You soap up and everything?  Interesting.
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• #28 Reply
  Posted by derickw on 22 Dec, 2008 16:21
• Quote from: SlimPickens;214314

  So it\'s like a little ass shower.  You soap up and everything?  Interesting.

  
  no soap. you just blast freezing cold water up your shitter and grundle (taint) area.... sounds messy
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• #29 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 22 Dec, 2008 17:18
• Question for the guys-
  
  Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
  
  Seems like a no-brainer to me.
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