hmm. I\'m not sure how to respond to these words I\'m reading.
:pukedon:
Works Wonderfully..
Or So Ive Been Told.
it\'s not just a fad in japan. i like to give a good basting once in a while. put a man in his place. yeahhhh.
What!?
I just wanted to feel like I was really a part of him.
Geez.
i misunderstood. she seemed more psyched by the notion, the symbolism of it all.
quite carried away, if i may say so myself.
I\'m quite intrigued by this thread. Is this used as an aphrodisiac or is it just another form of indoor watersports? And does this procedure have a name? Something like "hot lemonade colon cocktail?" More info, please. :perv:
the baster is sanded down before hand, as to be smooth and inviting. any urine, (or other fluids), are fresh, as to be warm. there is nothing worse than a delivery of cold fluids using a "raw" baster.
lubricants are reccommended once it becomes time for insertion. other than that it is the "basters", (the subject using the baster), ball game. i am sure the concept could be built upon. different fluids, (gravy? tea?), people watching, (cheering), etc.
the storm seems to have passed though. joss had been calling this the "one-handed grinch" for some reason, (she has this one glove that is furry and green, like the grinch or oscar. maybe "the one-handed oscar" would work).
this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.
:holyshit: :sigh: Poor Sadie......
or maybe not...:shrug:
maybe she would like it :idunno:
Oh, btw- Joc...get back to work!!! You obviously have waaaayyyyy too much time on your hands...err, should I say.....kitchen utensils!
"it\'s true...i do," joc admitted.