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for what it\'s worth:
joss just offered to insert a turkey baster
filled with her liquid waste into my rear. for real.

she heard it was a fad in japan or something,
and it seems to have perked her ears right up.
these girls man. i\'m telling you...

she seemed pretty desperate to get this done,
so it may be worth hitting her up.

(tell her you are interested in the one-handed grinch...pass: "stu-haw")

pce
omn8
"not friends...allies" -alexander  shulgin
"call me if you\'re pregnant" - flack jackson

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:wah: :wacko: :yack2:
Not sure what is gonna transpire. Regardless, we ain\'t gonna forget the gravy.

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hmm. I\'m not sure how to respond to these words I\'m reading.

:pukedon:
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

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:wah::wah::wah::wah:
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Works Wonderfully..
Or So Ive Been Told.
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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it\'s not just a fad in japan. i like to give a good basting once in a while. put a man in his place. yeahhhh.

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:sigh: :wah: :wtf2:
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

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What!?

I just wanted to feel like I was really a part of him.

Geez.
**** in the MFA

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Quote from: Todd;132753
:wah::wah::wah::wah:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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i misunderstood. she seemed more psyched by the notion, the symbolism of it all.

quite carried away, if i may say so myself.
"not friends...allies" -alexander  shulgin
"call me if you\'re pregnant" - flack jackson

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I\'m quite intrigued by this thread.  Is this used as an aphrodisiac or is it just another form of indoor watersports?  And does this procedure have a name?  Something like "hot lemonade colon cocktail?"  More info, please. :perv:
You Lucky Bastards!

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:hitit:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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the baster is sanded down before hand, as to be smooth and inviting. any urine, (or other fluids), are fresh, as to be warm. there is nothing worse than a delivery of cold fluids using a "raw" baster.

lubricants are reccommended once it becomes time for insertion. other than that it is the "basters", (the subject using the baster), ball game. i am sure the concept could be built upon. different fluids, (gravy? tea?), people watching, (cheering), etc.

the storm seems to have passed though. joss had been calling this the "one-handed grinch" for some reason, (she has this one glove that is furry and green, like the grinch or oscar. maybe "the one-handed oscar" would work).

this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.
"not friends...allies" -alexander  shulgin
"call me if you\'re pregnant" - flack jackson

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:holyshit: :sigh: Poor Sadie......














or maybe not...:shrug: maybe she would like it :idunno:

Oh, btw- Joc...get back to work!!! You obviously have waaaayyyyy too much time on your hands...err, should I say.....kitchen utensils! ;)
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 10:33:55 am by Todd »
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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"it\'s true...i do," joc admitted.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 10:38:49 am by omn8prdctns »
"not friends...allies" -alexander  shulgin
"call me if you\'re pregnant" - flack jackson