the baster is sanded down before hand, as to be smooth and inviting. any urine, (or other fluids), are fresh, as to be warm. there is nothing worse than a delivery of cold fluids using a "raw" baster.
lubricants are reccommended once it becomes time for insertion. other than that it is the "basters", (the subject using the baster), ball game. i am sure the concept could be built upon. different fluids, (gravy? tea?), people watching, (cheering), etc.
the storm seems to have passed though. joss had been calling this the "one-handed grinch" for some reason, (she has this one glove that is furry and green, like the grinch or oscar. maybe "the one-handed oscar" would work).
this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.
