http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.phpa funny little read here, a couple quotes
In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own
****. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin\' Strips. (By the way, it doesn\'t work.)
I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")
that was pretty amusing. dont think ill be making my own \'prison wine\' anytime soon though.
"It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan\'s
****."
"And somehow these Beggin\' Strips also managed to smell just like bacon. Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs."
:lol:
This guys a pretty good writer
maybe we can get him to write a show review...... haven\'t seen one of those in a while
"I\'m officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don\'t mind. I love that little
****."
:lol:
At the New Years party I went to this year, a fun prank was made by putting out canned catfood in a tub with crackers for dipping, complete with a sprig of parsley. ("pate")
Also dry catfood mixed with trail mix.
Drunk people are fun.
The plan backfired slightly though: the downstairs toilet pretty much blew up.
Now before anyone lectures me on the risks of salmonella or whatever poisoning, I say to you: shut the hell up.
Glad we weren\'t invited!!!
It was a good party actually.