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Any poker players out there?  We play every night in my dorm for a meager college student buy-in of $5 or $10.

I\'d love to have the \'Get Your Doughboy Fix\' thebreakfast.info Texas Hold\'em tournament.
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poker...I never touched her!
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bump. ;)

drew - love it.. don\'t know why i never responded, but i had to share what just happened to me in a game online (ultimatebet)..

$5+$.50 10-player sit-n-go. down to 4. we\'re all going back and forth for a WHILE... blinds are going up and up, and after having quite a big chip lead, i\'m dwindling.. got about 900 in chips left..

so i get dealt Kc 9h, and i call the big blind.

flop comes 9c 5c 2c

having top pair, but fearing a flush, i decide to push all in..

i get one caller..

he flips Ac Qc

flopped the nut flush. i\'m dead, with $0 for 4th place. ****.

turn comes 9

river K

mkdevo wins the hand with a full house, 9\'s full of K\'s!

i go on to take 1st place for $25.

possibly the worst beat i\'ve ever handed to someone.. i couldn\'t believe it..

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on a side note, online poker is fixed. . . at least thats what my partypoker cashier history tells me when I see the ridiculous amounts of $50 and $100 deposits and lack of cashouts in there
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well i dont play online poker unless i\'m going to cheat.  when i was younger, my friend matt and i got some people together and we\'d chat over AIM while playing online poker and we\'d take lots of people\'s money.  seeing how easy it was, and we are probably not the only ones to think of it, i\'ve decided not to play online.  unless it\'s free.
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