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Jersey City Councilman Arrested for Urinating on Dark Star Orchestra Crowd
From http://www.nydailynews.com:
Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski is No. 1 threat at Washington club
BY RICH SCHAPIRO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Steven Lipski
A drunken Jersey City councilman was arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington nightclub, police and club sources said Saturday.
Councilman Steven Lipski was caught relieving himself onto several revelers at the 9:30 Club during a concert by a Grateful Dead [Dark Star Orchestra] tribute band Friday night, club sources said.
"He was very drunk," the source said, noting that it wasn\'t the first time Lipski had caused a ruckus at the popular concert venue.
"We\'ve dealt with this man before," the source added. "He\'s never peed on anybody, but he gets really belligerent and drunk."
Lipski, 44, was hauled out of the club about 9:50 p.m. after staffers spotted him in the act on the concert hall\'s second-floor balcony and called the cops.
The crass councilman, who is serving his second term in office since getting elected in 2001, was charged with simple assault, police said.
Attempts to reach Lipski were unsuccessful Saturday night. His aide, Irina Zaki, said the councilman was in Washington Friday night, but she had no knowledge of his arrest.
The lurid incident marks the second time in recent years that a Jersey City pol was caught with his pants down.
Photos showing Jerramiah Healy, still a councilman at the time, naked and passed out on his front stoop were widely circulated in 2004 days before he was elected mayor.
rschapiro@nydailynews.com
http://www.nydailynews.com
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And people wonder why I never go to Dark Star shows...
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now that\'s dick......
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this is not weird really, just sad. not sure where else to put it though.
Florida teen commits suicide in front of webcam
http://www.http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gtO167ywBhMURgOmp4ScpR7rBdvgD94JFG600 -
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bunk link^^^
for me anyways. that is pretty bad. is that a link to the article or the vid? -
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It\'s an article. Try this:
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what a way to end an article
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TOKYO, Japan (CNN) -- Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.
A 4-year-old polar bear sent to impregnate a female polar bear at a zoo in Kushiro was found to be female as well.
The municipal zoo in the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido brought in a polar bear cub three years ago. They named it Tsuyoshi, after the popular baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo, and waited until it reached reproductive age.
In June, the zoo introduced Tsuyoshi to its resident bear, an 11-year-old female named Kurumi, and waited for sparks to fly.
But much to the disappointment of zookeepers, Tsuyoshi never made any amorous advances toward Kurumi.
Earlier this month, zookeepers put Tsuyoshi under anesthesia to get to the bottom of the matter. That\'s when they made their discovery: Tsuyoshi is a female.
Still, the Kushiro zoo plans to keep Tsuyoshi because he -- or rather, she -- has become immensely popular with visitors.
"I have rather mixed feelings, given the need for breeding, but Tsuyoshi is an idol for Kushiro," Yoshio Yamaguchi, head of the Kushiro zoo, told Japan\'s Kyodo news agency.
Tsuyoshi will even keep her name.
"We will not be changing it to \'Tsuyoko\' since it is loved by citizens (by the current name)," Yamaguchi said.
"Ko" is a common suffix for a Japanese female name.
Meanwhile, Tsuyoshi\'s "brother," who was adopted by another zoo, has also turned out to be female, Kyodo reported
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WOW JUST WOW is all i have to say.... oh and......:sperm: :no: :pukedon:QuoteSemen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
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Lets get cooking!
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Yeah, that\'s disgusting...
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the review are hilarious/ utterly disturbing
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Saw this on John Stewart last night!!! Wow!!
http://www.register-news.com/opinion/local_story_336094123.html?keyword=secondarystory
Law enforcement hard at work to keep citizens safe
It must have seemed like a scene from a movie for Montgomery Township, N.J. police last week.
It all started when an alarm inside a local bank went off. Officers say they thought they saw at least one person inside. It was hard to see inside, as the blinds were drawn, according to the Associated Press.
What followed was a standoff, with police evacuating the three nearby apartment buildings, and using bullhorns and the telephone to try to make contact with the suspects ? but no one ever responded to their repeated atempts at communication.
It was only after a SWAT team stormed the building it was discovered the possible intruder was actually a cardboard figure.
While the officers will probably laugh along with the rest of the world over the incident, it shouldn?t diminish the danger and work police do every day.
There very well could have been a desperate person or group of people inside the bank ? someone who attempted a robbery, got caught and was now even more of a threat to citizens and law enforcement.
Every day police work in the front lines to keep people and their property safe. They see people at their worst, either while committing a crime or victims who are dealing with a crime.
Most days, their work is nothing to laugh about. So, let?s take a moment to laugh, then remember to support our law enforcement officials each and every day of the week. -
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the review are hilarious/ utterly disturbing
CUMMUS RECIPE
2 cups chickpeas, soaked for 24 hours and sprouted 48 hours
4 cloves garlic, minced
1/3 cup raw tahini
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1 tablespoon raw semen
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 cup fresh parsley, chopped
1 red onion, chopped
extra virgin olive oil
Combine chickpeas, garlic and 1/3 cup warm water in a food processor until well mixed.
Add tahini, sea salt, semen and parsley and process until very smooth, then gradually add the lemon juice.
Continue to process, slowly adding the water until the consistency is right.
Stir in the red onions, and drizzle with extra virgin olive oil. ENJOY! -
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Quote from: tonyajo;213188
Saw this on John Stewart last night!!! Wow!!
http://www.register-news.com/opinion/local_story_336094123.html?keyword=secondarystory
Law enforcement hard at work to keep citizens safe
It must have seemed like a scene from a movie for Montgomery Township, N.J. police last week.
It all started when an alarm inside a local bank went off. Officers say they thought they saw at least one person inside. It was hard to see inside, as the blinds were drawn, according to the Associated Press.
What followed was a standoff, with police evacuating the three nearby apartment buildings, and using bullhorns and the telephone to try to make contact with the suspects ? but no one ever responded to their repeated atempts at communication.
It was only after a SWAT team stormed the building it was discovered the possible intruder was actually a cardboard figure.
While the officers will probably laugh along with the rest of the world over the incident, it shouldn?t diminish the danger and work police do every day.
There very well could have been a desperate person or group of people inside the bank ? someone who attempted a robbery, got caught and was now even more of a threat to citizens and law enforcement.
Every day police work in the front lines to keep people and their property safe. They see people at their worst, either while committing a crime or victims who are dealing with a crime.
Most days, their work is nothing to laugh about. So, let?s take a moment to laugh, then remember to support our law enforcement officials each and every day of the week.
i once responded to the discovery museum in bridgeport along with two engine companies, a ladder company, a rescue company and a battallion chief for the guard shack that they had decorated for halloween complete with a smoke machine and flashing lights. someone got scared and called it in. another time i found a doll in a car seat of a burning car. that one scared the **** out of me. -