In a May dispatch from Atlanta on Southerners\' notoriously unnutritious, fat-laden cuisine, a Chicago Tribune reporter watered readers\' mouths with descriptions of the "hamdog" and the "Luther" (prized dishes of Mulligan\'s restaurant in Decatur, Ga.), which are, respectively, "a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hot dog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg," and "a half-pound burger served with bacon and cheese on a Krispy Kreme doughnut." The 11 states from Washington, D.C., to Florida, west to Texas, have the nation\'s highest mortality rate from strokes, but, said a University of Mississippi professor, "Food is a strong emblem of identity for Southerners," uniquely shared across racial lines. [Chicago Tribune, 5-16-06]
those sound like the dinner version of what Spaceycame up with in VT, god I still wish I could have heard that phone call
In a May dispatch from Atlanta on Southerners\' notoriously unnutritious, fat-laden cuisine, a Chicago Tribune reporter watered readers\' mouths with descriptions of the "hamdog" and the "Luther" (prized dishes of Mulligan\'s restaurant in Decatur, Ga.), which are, respectively, "a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hot dog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg," and "a half-pound burger served with bacon and cheese on a Krispy Kreme doughnut." The 11 states from Washington, D.C., to Florida, west to Texas, have the nation\'s highest mortality rate from strokes, but, said a University of Mississippi professor, "Food is a strong emblem of identity for Southerners," uniquely shared across racial lines. [Chicago Tribune, 5-16-06]
those sound like the dinner version of what Spaceycame up with in VT, god I still wish I could have heard that phone call
I should have patented my idea and concept. Damn it!
I should have patented my idea and concept. Damn it!
pffft!!! they already had their
**** on the menu while you were still grappling with the pickle matrix! :lol:
I should have patented my idea and concept. Damn it!
pffft!!! they already had their **** on the menu while you were still grappling with the pickle matrix! :lol:
classic. Frink is the best.
"Pi is exactly 3!... I\'m sorry it had to come to that."
"Well there are two ways to invent things. First, come up with something that people need but doesn\'t exsist yet, or second take two things that do exsist and put them together to make something new."
"Like Hamburger earmuffs!"
At Scotty\'s in North Haven, I saw a friend take the overkill half stick of butter they give you, wrap it like a hot dog in a syrup soaked pancake and go to town. Dude ate a stick of butter! :nope:
well done, Fitzy!
Excellent Simpson reference.
Docs Remove 119 Nails From Woman\'s Stomach
By Associated Press
Sat Jul 1, 7:45 AM
HANOI, Vietnam - Physicians removed 119 nails _ many of them rusty _ from a woman\'s stomach months after she apparently swallowed them, a doctor said.
The 43-year-old woman arrived Wednesday at Hospital No. 121 in the southern city of Can Tho City, complaining of a severe stomachache, Dr. Tran Van Nam said Friday.
"After having her stomach X-rayed and scanned, we found a stack of strange objects and decided to operate as soon as possible," he said.
During surgery, doctors removed 119 nails, each about 3 inches long. Many were rusty, indicating they could have been in her stomach for months, Nam said.
The woman\'s stomach was scratched by the nails, but she did not suffer any major injuries, he said.
"Her life is not at risk now, and she is recovering," Nam said, adding that the patient was expected to be discharged soon.
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
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On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad\'s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn\'t know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don\'t know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he\'d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon\'s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
"Boville, who was with Hibbs, reportedly told police that they had consumed LSD and that Hibbs was having a bad trip"
:lol:doesn\'t sound like too bad of a trip. Well, until the cop showed up and hit him with his own golf club.
Inexplicable: (1) The Rhode Island Supreme Court in June affirmed a $400,000 judgment for Charles Lennon, 68, who had sued the now-bankrupt Dacomed company after his Dura-II penile implant remained constantly erect for 10 years. Lennon said embarrassment had forced him to become a recluse. (2) In Waupun, Wis., in June, a 36-year-old man filed a police complaint against a female bartender at the Alcatraz Pub because she injured him by aggressively nuzzling him to her bosom during horseplay at the bar. [Tampa Tribune-AP, 6-23-06] [Fond du Lac Reporter, 6-19-06]
Mr. Permaboner probably coulda made more money if he went to the
**** industry first.
and that second fruitcake just needs a smack. doesn\'t he know he\'s ruining it for the rest of us?!!
The second guy should feel lucky his bartender wasn\'t the first guy.