LOS ANGELES - Maybe Eddie Griffin should leave the driving to his chauffeur.
The comedian destroyed a rare million-dollar Enzo Ferrari on Monday when he crashed it into a barricade while promoting a movie. He was unhurt in the low-speed incident, at Irwindale Speedway, about 20 miles east of Los Angeles.
"The brother\'s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can\'t drive," Griffin told reporters.
He was practicing for a celebrity charity racing event tied to his upcoming film, "Redline."
The car, one of just 400 manufactured, belonged to the film\'s producer, Daniel Sadek. Sadek estimated that the car was worth $1.2 million, and seemed philosophical about the loss, saying he was just happy that Griffin was unharmed.
The real-estate investor has put up his own money for the $26 million picture, and allowed one of his two $200,000 Porsche Carreras to be destroyed for a scene in it.
(2000, Denmark) A young man who works a few desks away had some car trouble shortly after he got his first driver\'s license. Exhilarated by the freedom a new license allowed, he borrowed a car from his uncle, a car collector, and took his cousin out for a spin.
Denmark winters are usually very mild, but this particular year was so cold that the Baltic Sea surrounding our island, Als, froze over. They drove down to the shore and found that Ketting Bay had iced over. The cousins took a quick walk on the ice, tested it by jumping up and down, and decided that it was thick enough to drive on.
A few hundred yards out, they discovered their error. The ice ****, and the car sank. Luckily, Ketting Bay is shallow, so the boys suffered no worse than wet pants as they escaped through the car windows. Up to this point, their misadventure could be considered a bad estimate.
The looked the half-submerged car over, and decided that they had better pull it out before Uncle got mad. So they walked back to the farm, found a coil of rope and a strong car, drove back to the beach--and out to the submerged car!
Sploosh.
At this point, we would not be wrong to talk about the foolishness of youth.
The boys climbed out of Submerged Car #2, walked back to the farm with sodden pants and chattering teeth, and fetched a farm tractor. They drove back to the beach--out onto the ice--and sank the tractor, too!
Sinking the first car could be called an accident. Sinking the second could be called plain daft. But sinking the third one seems to indicate some genetic error. Especially since the boys agreed on the actions, and they are blood relatives...
Why anyone thinks introducing non-native species into an environment is a good idea I will never understand.
**** idiots.

ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists on a Greek island have discovered a large Roman-era tomb containing gold jewelry, pottery and bronze offerings, officials said Wednesday. The building, near the village of Fiscardo on Kefalonia, contained five burials including a large vaulted grave and a stone coffin, a Culture Ministry announcement said. The complex, measuring 26 by 20 feet, had been missed by grave-robbers, the announcement said.
Archaeologists found gold earrings and rings, gold leaves that may have been attached to ceremonial clothing, as well as glass and clay pots, bronze artifacts decorated with masks, a bronze lock and copper coins.
The vaulted grave, a house-shaped structure, had a small stone door that still works perfectly — turning on stone pivots.
On a nearby plot, archaeologists also located traces of what may have been a small theater with four rows of stone seats, the ministry said.
Previous excavations in the area have uncovered remains of houses, a baths complex and a cemetery, all dating to Roman times — between 146 B.C. and 330 A.D.
BERLIN (Reuters) -
Business is booming for a Berlin entrepreneur\'s unique service -- delivering break-up messages for a fee.
Bernd Dressler, who charges 50 euros ($68) to tell people they have been dumped, says he has helped end 200 relationships in the last 11 months.
"I almost never get invited in for a coffee," he told the Berliner Morgenpost newspaper on Monday. "Most of the time they\'re totally surprised."
Breaking the bad news only takes about three minutes and often leaves the message recipients in a state of shock, said Dressler, a trained economist.
People wanting to dump their partners in person can make use of coaching sessions given by Dressler, who also offers help for those wanting to save their relationships or apologize for going astray.