Quote from: Gordo;182567

What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men?

Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.

:wah:  Good for James. :thumbsup:

how long before the pineapples kick in? this stuff still tastes the same to me... :idunno:

:wah: Good for you? :thumbsup:

Quote from: jocelyn;182572

[Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.

That seems like it should be on a t-shirt.

I\'ve got an old t-shirt under my bed with a bunch of...

... wait, that\'s probably not what you meant.

drew...A+. was it the \'are you ser shirt?\'

It\'s a tan \'Psychedelic Breakfast\' t-shirt... not a fan of the artwork.

rotfl

you guys are highlarious. and i don\'t really get the Lion statues thing. whats the deer exercise. whats a good source of zinc....... damnit all these questions. now theres only one more hurdle

This one\'s called the blueberry flapjack.

First, get her good and drunk. It\'s always easier that way.
Second, make sure it\'s a girl you don\'t mind ever talking to again. You may have to go find a local cougar for this one.
Lastly, don\'t ejaculate for about a week beforehand.


Fast-forward to her bedroom. Go down on her for as long as necessary. All the while you should be jerking off. Get to the point where you\'re just about ready to finish yourself off. Then stand up and flip her over, as if you\'re about to start giving it to her. Instead, unleash your fury all over her back. Before she can realize what just happened grab an open bucket of blue paint and place it on her back. Make sure it\'s in a spot where she can\'t easily reach it. Watch as she blindly tries to figure out what else is on her back. At some point she will tip the bucket over, thus creating the blueberry flapjack. When this happens zip it up and zip it out of there.

they should make a healthy beverage...instead of vitamin water...semen water

and it could come in different flavors....such as pineapple?  :lol:

ENER-JIZZ!

Game over. Check mate. QED.